WP Annoyance

101 Ways§0 §0 To Annoy The§0 §0 World Police§0 §0 §0 §0 by tabbynya§0 §0 §0 §0 §0

Foreword§0 §0 §0Have you ever wanted to cause a player of a children's block game inconvenience, strife or hardship?§0 §0Need to know the most effective ways to accomplish your goal?§0 §0Worry not, this book is here to help.

1. Remind them of their past crimes.§0 §02. Announce said crimes publicly.§0 §03. Bring friends to remind them around the clock.§0 §04. Insult their leaders for their ingame actions.§0 §05. Insult their leaders for existing.§0 §06. Insult their leaders' mothers.

7. Live in a town known for housing their enemies.§0 §08. Give items like cake to said enemies.§0 §09. Give items like prot and potions to said enemies.§0 §010. Announce your intentions to live with said enemies.§0 §011. Tell people how much more fun you're having there.

12. Doxx coni_s2.§0 §013. Be good enough at pvp they accuse you of hacking.§0 §014. Be celoxia.§0 §015. Be an ex member of the pirates, aegis or nox.§0 §016. Announce your goal to bring back nox.§0 §017. Actually restart nox.

18. Repeat a dead meme enough that their group starts using it.§0 §019. When asked to stop, say you 'don't negotiate with terrorists'.§0 §020. Be cwage.§0 §021. Accidentally enter ruin, veritas or volterran land.§0 §022. Refuse to leave said land.

23. While trespassing, build a dirt shack.§0 §024. Find a supply route between said towns, and place a lava drop for afkers.§0 §025. Get someone you trust to hold your pearl, then convince them someone else is.§0 §026. Press charges when they try to kill said person.

27. Show proof of said person's innocence to any and all bystanders.§0 §028. While pearled, build ice sculptures in their claims, outside of bastion fields.§0 §029. Melt the ice sculptures.§0 §030. Accuse them of having no artistic taste when they complain.

31. Become a peaceful wheat farmer and loudly proclaim your innocence.§0 §032. Frequently announce how much obby you have compared to them.§0 §033. Talk about gregy or coni's english skills.§0 §034. Keep a running count of how many times dollaz has been insided.

35. Remind dollaz each time he logs on what the current total is.§0 §036. Oppose unconstitutional changes to MTA law.§0 §037. Loudly protest said changes.§0 §038. When they try to bribe you to stay silent, loudly protest being bribed.§0 §039. Accept the bribe first.

40. Pretend to be harbouring a criminal on mta soil, but let the mayor know you're not.§0 §041. Press charges when they break into your property.§0 §042. Disregard their current group name to call them weepee.§0 §043. Tell them they're just as bad as raiders.

44. Remind them they've raided more placed than the people they have pearled.§0 §045. Remind them that they've betrayed their allies multiple times.§0 §046. Remind them that they play with ex raiders.§0 §047. Tell general chat the above points.

48. Build a mock vault out of cakes.§0 §049. Proclaim said vault to be a peaceful bakery.§0 §050. Loudly press claims when they destroy your cakes.§0 §051. Build a sro shell under the cakes once they've griefed it.§0 §052. Place a sign inside saying 'still not a vault'.

53. Take no side in their conflicts, just so they have no claims.§0 §054. Join every group you can, so they can't trust any of them.§0 §055. Be a productive and friendly member of said groups.§0 §056. Tell them their distrust of said groups is saddening.

57. Have a fun filled life outside of the game.§0 §058. Keep them informed of your enjoyment.§0 §059. Purposefully log in 5 pvpers on a school night, and do nothing but afk.§0 §060. Record how long they stay up to repel the threat.§0 §061. Tell them about it.

62. Start a town for pearled players.§0 §063. Jokingly ask them if you can build a vault.§0 §064. Actually build a vault.§0 §065. When it gets griefed, clear the grief and build a bigger vault.§0 §066. Move everything out a day before they arrive.

67. Have good access to inside leaks of their chats, plans and activities.§0 §068. Make memes out of their anger and frustration each time they find a leak.§0 §069. Remind them how many times this has happened so far.§0 §070. Count down the days since the last one.

71. Offer to pay someone's reps in dirt.§0 §072. Privately agree a dropchest location for them, but fill it with dirt in a heart shape.§0 §073. Tell them your art is more than enough payment.§0 §074. Do this several times with different members.

75. Photoshop their avatars in demeaning positions.§0 §076. Photoshop their avatars into nazis and/or hitler.§0 §077. Photoshop their avatars into tentacle hentai yaoi crossovers.§0 §078. Share these images with general chat.

79. Make a small chest vault, place one dirt in each chest and 'leak' the location.§0 §080. Press charges when they raid said chest vault.§0 §081. Tell them they were a day late arriving to break it.§0 §082. Keep making fun of them reacting to threats immediately.

83. Make a second dirt filled chest vault a week later, leak it at an inconvenient time.§0 §084. Make fun of them falling for the same trick, and being up so late just to do so.§0 §085. Make a small minecart circle on the edge of one of their snitches.

86. Afk in it during wartime.§0 §087. Let them know you're doing this so they know you're not helping the enemy.§0 §088. Set up an autobrewer at your location so you can help them anyway.§0 §089. Move it out a day before they investigate.

90. Mine in vault shaped circles under other nations land.§0 §091. Farm karma on the subreddit with 'hi X' 'hi Y' posts.§0 §092. Tell coni Britain shouldn't have stopped at the Falklands.§0 §093. Tell santa that volterra supplies raiders.

94. Educate newfriends in how the server mechanics work, and to avoid 'pvp groups' like WP.§0 §095. Phrase this like an exciting adventure to the annoying ones so they end up getting pearled for trespassing.§0 §096. Tell them this is why people don't stay.

97. Invite the newfriends that get pearled to live in your town for pearled players.§0 §098. Repeatedly ask when members of their group that quit are coming back.§0 §099. If said members do come back, be more friendly towards them than their own group is.

100. Distract members with pms while they're fighting, be sure to use as many ^_^ <3 Xx emotes as possible.§0 §0101. Write a book listing annoying things to do to WP members.§0 §0 §0 §0 <3

Disclaimer§0 §0 §0The activities in this book are purely hypothetical and do not relate to ingame or real world events.§0 §0Any resemblance to persons alive or dead, places or events is not implied or should be inferred.