Page 1 of 2 Bone enscribed§0
§0 upmybum123§0
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§0This mysterious artifact was discovered among the refuse making up most of Lux's storage chests. The text upmybum123 incites a strong emotional reaction in most observers. Rumored
Page 2 of 2 to have been specifically crafted for the anal sphincter of a Volterran senator, the bone's origin remains shrouded in secrecy.
