Page 1 of 14 The teachings of Professor Vexler are manifold and it can take a lifetime before one is able to fully interpret the texts in their most unfiltered form.
Page 2 of 14 This book seeks to teach prospective scholars some key guidelines for ensuring that they are best suited to study the Vexlic Texts.
Page 3 of 14 ON FOOD§0
§0Meat, in general, should be avoided. The killing of animals is unethical, but sometimes necessary. §0
Page 4 of 14 Meat consumed purely for pleasure is unethical, though sometimes is necessary for health reasons when such such substitutes are unavailable. §0
§0A healthy balance of carbohydrates, proteins, fruits and vegetables should be sought.§0
Page 5 of 14 ON EXERCISE§0
§0A Vexlic Scholar should exercise regularly. Note that much of the duties of a Vexlic scholar will provide him sufficient work-out for the day, and additional exercise is rarely necessary.§0
Page 6 of 14 ON HYGIENE§0
§0It is the duty of every scholar to remain exceedingly hygienic. Regular washing, tooth-brushing and cleaning is necessary.§0
Page 7 of 14 A scholar’s surroundings must mimic the most pristine of Ape halls and should make the Professor himself proud.
Page 8 of 14 ON SEX§0
§0Scholars should abstain from sexual intercourse, as it is a distraction from the true pleasures of life, such as understanding the texts.§0
Page 9 of 14 ON WORK§0
§0In the Vexlic State, all needs are provided to, and the work of a scholar is that what the Temple demands of him. Beyond the Vexlic state, though, many scholars will find they need an income to support themselves.§0
Page 10 of 14 Scholars should avoid jobs that would violate parts of the texts like being a stock investor or speculator, and should excel in their work.
Page 11 of 14 Scholars should not work in jobs that would involve anti-Vexlic actions, such as providing supplies to anti-Vexlic forces.
Page 12 of 14 ON BEHAVIOUR§0
§0Scholars should respect their theological elders and defer to higher authorities on serious matters. Scholars should respect their fellow scholars and fellow man.§0
Page 13 of 14 ON WAR§0
§0Vexlic Scholars are warriors at heart, and must embrace war wholeheartedly. Vexlic Scholars should not fear death and must embrace war as a means of learning about the manifold natures of reality.§0
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