Kekism

When Kek came to me, I knew I was the chosen one. On the first day, he introduced Memes to our great world. On the second day, Meme Magic. He showed us the ways of the Meme Magic, and we are ever greatful. On the third day, the introduced us to the danger

of Hillary Clinton, the Eternal Witch of Cloth Wiping. He showed me the fearful accounts of emails. Some say a whole 30,000 emails were removed under the Witch's eye. On the 4th day, he told us the everlasting verse. It goes:

"Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I litterally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed-

right now and I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I-

don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in New --

York???? This is so fucked." As soon as He spoke these words to me, I knew he was eternal and forever.