harambe trials

the holy book of harambe§0 §0 §0portus I§0 §0 §0"it was at seas i was§0 §0drifting without food§0 §0with drinkable water until he came, the holy gorilla known as harambe and with his blessing he turned the terrible seawater into fresh water, as a

act of gratitude i prayed to harambe donkey kong and diddy kong as thanks.§0 §0 §0megaton II§0 §0 §0i was in the desert after escaping the pumpkin heads trying to kill me after our sucessfull attack but i was stranded from my platoon

i never believed but i was at the end of my rope so i prayed to harambe and he came to me, teleported me to the holy sky city and wished me well. from that day i spread the holy word of harambe§0 §0 §0portus III§0 §0 §0the town has been randsacked, my peopl

killed, pearled or worse. i was alone and scared. but as i was about to end it in search of safety and desperatly harambe came to me and gave me the courage to fight of the raiders the best i could. i was able to get some of my people to safety, thanks to

harambe§0 §0 §0sky city IIII§0 §0 §0sky city was the place harambe lived and his holy troop, donkey kong of expanse, diddy kong of op and lanky kong of funny faces. there lived the believers of harambe§0 §0below it, the haters

and with the haters lay, hilary who hated harambe so, bush who did terrible things and trump. they all came togheter and plotted for harambes dimise.§0 §0 §0orion IV§0 §0 §0the lands became unfertile forcing me and my family to move

to the big dangerous city. i almost got mugged but harambe came and saved me. i was never so greatful to believe in his holyness§0 §0 §0senitstien V§0 §0 §0harambe had sensed his demise and ordered his troop to

go to the past and give the belivers reasons to live he ordered donkey kong to make people laugh, diddy kong to make people feel powerful lest some higher power nerf him and lanky kong to do things... with harambes blessing they went and he prepared.

mt augusta VI§0 §0 §0hilary made her followers march to sky city to protest harambe and bush drank oil to melt the steel beams of sky city and trump did his thing. the city of the sky was under siege.§0

new mt augusta VII§0 §0 §0count love shack the great prepped his lovelies and the sentinels of new detriot prepared for a rough battle, awaiting for their lord harambe. they pleeded to go to battle to die for their king, but

harambe did not falte, he knew the right and ultimate decison was to wait. §0 §0 §0yoathl VIII§0 §0 §0bushs oil melted sky citys steel beams and the kongs returned having used up their powers, lanky and donkey faded from meme history and

the higher god sakurai nerfed diddy kong from his opness. they could fight nomore. they said their good byes and charged toward bush, taking him down, but there was still hilarys angry supporters, saying you support trump if you dont vote for her and that

harambe was a false god compared to hilary. trumps and his supporters were another worry as trump had gone full super saiyan blue and his supporters armed to the teeth ready to take out anything in trumps way. harambes§0 §0flock begged him to let them fight,

but he refused, he cared about them to much besides it wasnt them they wanted dead, it was himself§0 §0 §0yoathl IX§0 §0 §0harambe knew what he had to do and became mortal as he grabbed one of hilarys supporters kids

he talked to the child and told him "why do your parents want me dead?" the child responded "because you are a false god, you talk of huge change with your influence over bernie with your sparrow but you are wrong we need small change" the boy said

harambe despite being called a false god pulled the boys pants up and told him "it doesnt matter if i am a false god, what matters is that you should respect other people who believe in me, respect others who believe in "false gods"" the mighty gorilla

said. the boy lit up with wonder of such an idea pondered it for a moment and asked "mre harambe can you show me whats it like to believe in you" and the lord harambe said i thought you'd never ask" harambe dragged the boy to the other world and showed

him not just what it was like to believe in him but all beliefs "you see, my child it doesnt matter who you believe in, all it matters is that you respect others, understand?" he said§0 §0 the boy nodded yes. harambe then realized he had little time left so

he told the boy, who was visbly sad with tears streaming from his eyes. the mighty gorilla then said "do not weep my child, for i will always be within you, legends never die. always remember that." the boy nodded and they returned home with harambe dead.

extraland X§0 §0 §0trump hilary and their supporters danced around the dead god and buried him in a pit of garbage. 3 days later they found that he was gone. after some arguing both factions killed each other.

myrandor XI§0 §0 §0years had passed and the boy harambe met was now a man and he went to myrandor where they surrounded harambes mountain top and whipped their dicks out in respect and gratitude. praise harambe.

end of the holy book§0 §0 §0never forget legends for they never die.