PRAISE ALL AH

legit story long long ago when twing first got minecraft, he went on the server and was violently abused by ollie. fleeing with ollies glass (which he later duped ollie into believing he "forged") and fled, 1000s of miles to a safe haven

twing found a beautiful peaceful serenic bit of forest and promptly built a mud shack in it with a small mud enclosure next door for his single cow, named twings mum the small shack grew into a city. ollies shack was added to the end of twings and jjs

shack to the end of ollies. the hugely irritating keeno vic added his shack onto the end of theirs. the three towers grew into the sky except vic's who preferred to suck twing/jj/ollie off while they tried to get on with things soon jj got a horse

called axel, a great and noble steed. As at this stage twing essentially could only walk and shovel mud (with his fist) he took it upon himself to get twing a horse, this one a noble donkey. realising the donkey needed a stable to stay in, and with his

house only 1x4 inside, twing expanded the shack so it now stood at about 10 floors high. filling these floors was a challenge, alas, at the end of the server only about the first 5 had anything in. the donkey room was born. as the donkey

surprisingly to twing, could not climb his 1x1 ladder shaft, he built magestic straight cobble stairs which crossed almost the whole map to get to the donkeys room. but how to fill the other rooms? twing had no

extensive stuff collection, being poor and mainly scrounging off of jj (Willingly) and ollie (not so willingly). he had no knowledge of potions, of enchanting, of farms - he just had square rooms so, nicking some quartz from ollie,

the bath began. a simple structure in one room, it became the holy place and spawn of the server the three sh3ts agreed that they would hold regular meetings in the bath to discuss the server and bitch about people (mainly capn rainy

and victor). they also decided great things there, such as to raid thebester's and repeated decisions to tell vic to fuck off. On the occasion of their first meeting, jj provided everyone with a named poisonous potato, the sh3t token it was the symbol

that this person was part of the fabled organisation i lost mine immediatly so i got given another random poison potato twing thought it was gone forever until yesterday when while pouring through

deep tunnels next to ravine twing saw a chest. fighting off leagues of zombies he grabbed the chest and ran. at home, he opened it it was the sh3t token it was returned

merry christmas would be shit without you twing xx