Page 1 of 9 Catullus 16
By Gaius Valerius Catullus
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Pages 2-5 English
Pages 6-9 Latin
Page 2 of 9 1 I will sodomize and face-fuck you,
2 bottom Aurelius and catamite Furius,
3 you who think, because my poems
4 are sensitive, that I have no shame.
Page 3 of 9 5 For it's proper for a devoted poet to be moral
6 himself, [but] in no way is it necessary for his poems.
7 In point of fact, these have wit and charm,
Page 4 of 9 8 if they are sensitive and a little shameless,
9 and can rouse an itch
10 and I don't mean in boys, but in those hairy old men
11 who can't get it up.
Page 5 of 9 12 Because you've read my countless kisses,
13 you think less of me as a man?
14 I will sodomize and face-fuck you.
Page 6 of 9 1 Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,
2 Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi,
3 qui me ex versiculis meis putastis,
4 quod sunt molliculi, parum pudicum.
Page 7 of 9 5 Nam castum esse decet pium poetam
6 ipsum, virsiculos nihil necessest;
7 qui tum denique habent salem ac leporem,
8 si sunt molliculi ac parum pudici
Page 8 of 9 9 et quod pruriat incitare possunt,
10 non dico pueris, sed his pilosis
11 qui duros nequent movere lumbos.
12 Vos, quod milia multa basiorum
Page 9 of 9 13 legistis, male me marem putatis?
14 Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.