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§l Timmy123180
§r
§o A collection of
short works by
timmy123180
by
§r
SomethingSaucy
Page 2 of 15 §oWabbajack§r
DUDE
I was fucking a pony last night shit was awesome
WABBAJACK WABBAJACK WABBAJACK WABBAJACK
Page 3 of 15 §oDo Not Read This§r
DO NOT READ THIS, YOU THUNDERCUNT
Thank you
Page 4 of 15 §oAn Enthralling Story§r
So... ur with ur honey and yur making out
wen the phone rigns.
U anser.
The vioce is "Wut r u doing wit my daughter?"
U tell ur gurl n she say: "My dad is ded"
...
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!
Page 5 of 15 §oRead This §r
FOR ECONOMIC CZAR 2012
A VOTE AGAINST TTK IS A VOTE AGAINST DEMOCRACY
Page 6 of 15 §oThe Poptart Tradgedy§r
The Poptart Tradgedy
Gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get potartz
He dus.
Den gurl teks deep breff.
Den gurl sais: "Bf, I am pregnent, will u stay ma bf?"
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N he seys: "NO!"
GURL IZ HERTBROKEN
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HE SCREEMS! N frows poptart @ wol
... a bootiful diomand ring wus insyd
~~~LIK DIS IF U CRY EVERTIM~~~
Page 9 of 15 §oThe Truth§r
STATEMENT BELOW IS FALSE
STATEMENT ABOVE IS TRUE
Page 10 of 15 §oThe Shipmate's Journal§r
Day 1
We finally killed the hideous monster and are busy colonizing The End
Melon farm is coming along nicely, immelol suggests a watchtower
Rothbardo came up with the idea of
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Page 12 of 15 §oFuck your bullshit§r
Fuck your bullshit D:
Page 13 of 15 These are original works of timmy123180. They have been transcribed from Bookworm over to Book and Quill by SomethingSaucy for the benefit of The Citadel and all of Civcraft
Page 14 of 15 §oTranscribed by
§l§r§lMaester Giles
§r§oof
§l§r§lThe Assembly
§r§o"ipsa scientia potestas est"
February 13th 2014
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§l Maester
Alliance
§4§l The
Assembly
Scriptorium
