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§lThe Lusty Argonian
Maid
§r
Volume I
§o by
§r
Crassius Curio
Page 2 of 8 Foreword
Originally transcribed to a BookWorm book by §oVolani.§r
The text originates from §oMorrowind§r, a game in §oThe Elder Scrolls§r series.
Page 3 of 8 Act IV, Scene III, continued
Lifts-Her-Tail: Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.
Crantium Colto: Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?
Page 4 of 8 Lifts-Her-Tail: I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.
Crantius Colto: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.
Lifts-Her-Tail: You embarrass me, sir!
Page 5 of 8 Crantius Colto: Fear not. You are safe here with me.
Lifts-Her-Tail: I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!
Crantius Colto: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.
Page 6 of 8 Lifts-Her-Tail: But it is huge! It could take me all night!
Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
END OF ACT IV, SCENE III
Page 7 of 8 §oTranscribed by
§l§r§lMaester Giles
§r§oof
§l§r§lThe Assembly
§r§o"ipsa scientia potestas est"
February 13th 2014
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§l Maester
Alliance
§4§l The
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