Reaper Reddeemed

Once upon a time, there lived a rabbit named Comrade Buuny. One day, Comrade Bunny was in the publicly owned Luxem Terrace Farms looking for carrots. All of a sudden, he sees something monstrous coming towards him!

So he asks that monstrous, evil thing; "Who are you? And why are you in Luxem's glorious gardens?!" The thing replied; "Well, my name is DiamondReaper and I don't want to harm you. The only thing I ask is if you'll be my friend."

"Oh!" Comrade Bunny exclaims, "I never thought of that. I thought you were a big neckbeardy ancap creature. Not a communist who wants to be friends with me. Well... sure! I'd LOVE to be your friend!"

So the two hopped to Comrade Bunny's apartment, and DiamondReaper was much more than happy. Comrade Bunny was happy too, because now they each had a new friend! What a happy sight that was! THE END!!!