Page 1 of 7 The Book Of Mormon The 3rd testament of Jesus Christ
Chapter 1: Jeff gets a message.
Jeff, refered as Jeff-bitch, was tending to his works when an Angel visited him. The Angel said, "Yo fucktard, take these magic rocks and look
Page 2 of 7 in your backyard." Jeff did, and a found a book in a unknown language. He used the magic rocks, called google translate, and rewrote his book. He called it the Book Of Mormon, and set out to an unknown land to spread his newly learned knowlege.
Page 3 of 7 Chapter 2: Jeff Gets Mocked.
Jeff's first stop was Orion, the big city. He began to preach his word, and ,was mocked. People fucking hated him. Like REALLY, fucking hated him. They were about to pearl him, but he fled. He was safe, for now...
Page 4 of 7 Chapter 3: Jeff reaches his haven of Etherium.
Jeff ran south towards an unknown location. He met Etherium, a southern city of the minus minus. Jeff settled down in the undercity, a place for newfriends and slaves. Jeff quickly became a
Page 5 of 7 HUGE bitch. He did a shit ton of slave work. His hard work raised him the funds to create the Church Of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
Chapter 4: The story to be continued.
Jeff, currently, is still a bitch, but he runs the Chruch of the Mormon
Page 6 of 7 now. He is the Great Leader. He gave these 10 commandments.
1:Have many wives
2:Spread your faith
3:Do slave labor
4:Be abused by your Father
5:Be a bitch
6:Be a pedophile
7:Have a tophat
8: Don't drink booze
9:Have special underw
