Great Britain

12 Reasons Why Great Britain is Better than America ----------------- neondan99 28/09/14

1. -------------------Retail employees are allowed to sit down at the till. It's just evil to make elderly employees stand up all the time.

2. -------------------Trains stretch to every corner on the country, and will take you to them in hours. They're not perfect, but they're better than Yank Rail.

3. -------------------The BBC is a publicly owned television broadcasting coorperation. Famous for its dramas and comedies, the BBC is the world's largest television broadcaster.

4. -------------------British spelling beats American spelling ten fold. American spelling is for the lazy, British spelling is for the fluent.

5. -------------------Holidays in Great Britain are longer than America. By law the British worker must have 28 days of paid holiday time. Who can say no to holiday whilst being paid?

6. -------------------Sundays are much more relaxing, due to retailers only being allowed to be open for 6 hours on Sundays. Furthermore, Great Britain has the Sunday Roast (like a Christmas Dinner).

7. -------------------British money is just better because it's called 'Sterling' and has the Queen and Charles Darwin on it. You mustn't forget how fancy it looks either!

8. -------------------All plugs have an earthing pin and all plug sockets have an off switch. It just makes sense.

9. -------------------Boris Johnson. Look him up.

10. -------------------The Royal Family symbolises the Best of British, and brings the country billions of pounds a year. They're supported by 85-90% of the British public.

11. -------------------It's just so unique. Nowhere else in the world would you expect to find 60 year old buses, Victorian post boxes (still in production) and 50s-style taxis. You can recognise the nation 100 miles away.

12. -------------------The Union Flag. Whatever you call it, you can't deny that's it a damn cool flag.

The Publisher of this book would like to apologise for anyone who's been "butt-hurt".