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§§§r Shit Hjaltland Says
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by: nauties
[18+]
Page 2 of 50 "Why would you buy a subscription to porn? You only need one video."
-RogueX7
Page 3 of 50 "Geohash does not sound how he talks."
-BlueSylvaer
Page 4 of 50 "I taped my bad dragon dildo to my chair and I bounce up and down while I PVP"
-RogueX7
Page 5 of 50 "I'm gonna pour a melted deep dish pizza at 190 degrees on your stomach."
-BlueSylvaer
Page 6 of 50 "Why would I want sawdust in my butthole?"
-BlueSylvaer
Page 7 of 50 "Putting Phacad3 in a 4 layer vault is like putting a bag of mealworms in your own asshole."
-BlueSylvaer
Page 8 of 50 "I'm gonna pour grilled cheese all over your mailbox."
-BlueSylvaer
Page 9 of 50 "That's the loudest burp I've heard since 'nam."
-RogueX7
Page 10 of 50 "My face is as dry as SandFall's humor."
-BlueSylvaer
Page 11 of 50 "I'll show Geohash my cock in his ass."
-RogueX7
Page 12 of 50 "Do you think if I put ragu on my dick, my dog would lick it up? Or is that just peanut butter?
-RogueX7
Page 13 of 50 "Don't punch me or I'm gonna punch your face into my balls."
-RogueX7
Page 14 of 50 "Don't push her in there or I'll shave you."
-BlueSylvaer
Page 15 of 50 "If something breaks just call me and I'll punch your fucking face"
-Creeponyou31
Page 16 of 50 "I'm gonna come to your house and feed you so much cock you wish you were a chicken farmer."
-BlueSylvaer
Page 17 of 50 "I'm gonna trap your cock in a pringles can and sell it on the black market."
-nauties
Page 18 of 50 "Boogers aren't good, they're amazing."
-RogueX7
Page 19 of 50 "Nautie say mmmm again"
-Endergun
Page 20 of 50 "Sand if you say 3.0 one more time we're gonna put you on the table and have sex with you."
-BlueSylvaer
Page 21 of 50 "Why are you black?"
-DarkSylvaer
Page 22 of 50 "We need to do selective breeding on the blacks."
-BlueSylvaer
Page 23 of 50 "I'm not racist but my dad has a big dick."
-BlueSylvaer
Page 24 of 50 "I heard there's some mighty fine meat in this area."
-BlueSylvaer
Page 25 of 50 "I'm gonna Call of Duty no scope your mom."
-BlueSylvaer
Page 26 of 50 [Cards Against Humanity]
"After I saw the §n §r,
I wanted to get §n §r."
The Columbine Shooting; A M16 Rifle.
-BlueSylvaer
Page 27 of 50 "Your roommate is not a social justice warrior... He's a bitch."
-Geohash
Page 28 of 50 "A good girl needs to please daddy."
-RogueX7
Page 29 of 50 "Who's been doing sex?"
-Jamaline
Page 30 of 50 "Go away I have my 9 foot dick on my book."
-BlueSylvaer
Page 31 of 50 "Fucking whore get on the stove."
-BlueSylvaer
Page 32 of 50 "SandFalls come lick up my juice."
-Zeriah
Page 33 of 50 nauties: someone scissor me
jamaline: *scissors*
nauties: *scissors back*
Page 34 of 50 "TP for an awesome Anne Frank underground roleplay! Stay hidden, learn to love."
-Jamaline
Page 35 of 50 "It's like a woodpecker down there."
-Dovah
Page 36 of 50 "FUN FACT: a guy's lips are often the same colour as the head of their penis. Mine's coral blue no. 5."
-Creeponyou31
Page 37 of 50 "Why doesn't ttk download more RAM?"
-Zeriah
Page 38 of 50 "I'm gonna feed your tulpa apple sauce."
-BlueSylvaer
Page 39 of 50 RogueX7: I'm gonna goto bed too
Geohash: American pussy
RogueX7: Wanna see my American pussy?
Page 40 of 50 "NO AMOUNT OF IRON CAN BE FORGED OVER THE CHASM YOU HAVE MADE IN MY HEART."
-Creeponyou31`
Page 41 of 50 "JWH doesn't that stand for George Washington Bush?"
-Dovah
Page 42 of 50 "I've already gotten pregnant twice this year."
-RogueX7
Page 43 of 50 "Damn, Celoxia looks cute."
-Papa_Pound
Page 44 of 50 "It's not gross, it's just a guy naked."
-Dovah
Page 45 of 50 "Who is Mike Hunt?"
-BlueSylvaer
Page 46 of 50 "Someone bring me an ass."
-Riptide
Page 47 of 50 "We need to determine what makes a ball a ball."
-Papa_Pound
Page 48 of 50 "I got a nosebleed after I ate a potato I don't understand."
-Malen
Page 49 of 50 Malen: Do you guys wanna make animal sounds?
Blue: *female moans*
Page 50 of 50 "If it fits in my ass, I ship it."
-BlueSylvaer
