Page 1 of 5 When you die your soul goes to heaven with Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ is your lord and savior. The prophet of our saintly scripture was Joseph Smith. We call ourselves the Church of the Latter Day Saints, or, the LDS. We believe that Jesus was a 420 Swag
Page 2 of 5 YOLO who got bitches. This isn't in any way inconsistent with the bible. In the Torah, you find mentions of Heroin, Cocaine, Speed, and other drugs. Did you know that Jesus did extacy more than 4000 years ago? Jesus was a pop knocking playa sucka and if
Page 3 of 5 you don't believe in Jesus then you can go read the bible because the evidence is all there. Jesus was my best friend. We did things together. Oh, how I remember when me and Jesus burned that orphanage full of Japs down in 1943. We had some good times
Page 4 of 5 together. You should accept Jesus as your personal lord and savior. All the other gods exist too, including Xenu and all the other pimp slapping players out there. I go to church on sunday. I live at my church. Me and Jesus dated in the late 70's, but his
Page 5 of 5 wife found out and murdered him in his sleep. RIP Jesus.
