Page 1 of 8 I was only nine years old.
I loved Black Knights so much, I had all the .jar files and hacked alts.
I pray to Black Knights every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given.
Page 2 of 8 "Black Knights is love" I say. "Black Knights is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot.
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for hardcore Minecraft griefing.
I called him a cunt.
Page 3 of 8 He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep.
I'm crying now, and my face hurts.
I lay in bed and it's really cold.
Suddenly a warmth is moving towards me.
Page 4 of 8 It's the entire bk crew.
I am so happy.
They whisper into my ear "I'm fully erect and ready 2 rek."
They grab me with their powerful griefer hands and put me down onto my hands and knees.
Page 5 of 8 I'm ready.
I spread my ass-cheeks for everybody in BK.
They grief my butt-hole.
It hurts so much but I do it for the Black Knights.
Page 6 of 8 I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water.
I push against their force.
I want to please BK.
They roar a mighty roar as they fill my butt with their lava.
Page 7 of 8 My dad walks in.
Bk looks him straight in the eye and say "EzPz."
They all suicide hack.
Page 8 of 8
Black Knights is love
Black Knights is life
