Page 1 of 2 Dear Petlahk,
We're truly sorry for our regrettable actions on your property earlier today. We hope that we can progress better in future as neighbours and we humbly take all of the blame. I have enclosed 2 stacks of charcoal which were wrongly taken from
Page 2 of 2 your property, a cake to say sorry, and a stack of stone with which you may reinforce your property in case of some more malevolent griefing force. Thank you.
-The Yugoslavian Republic