Mother Tawsix

Ｔｈｅ Ｒｅａｌ Ｍｏｔｈｅｒ Ｔａｗｓｉｘ ᴀ ʙʀɪᴇғ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏғ ᴄɪᴠᴄʀᴀғᴛ ɴᴜʀsᴇʀʏ ʀʜʏᴍᴇᴢ

§nGᴏʀᴅɢᴇʏ Pᴏʀɢɪᴇ§r Gordgey Porgie, puddin' and pie, Pearled the 'caps and made them cry. When the server refused to play, Gordgey Porgie ate an enormous chocolate cake.

§nFᴏʀ Eᴠᴇʀʏ Gᴇʀғɪɴɢ§r For every griefing under the sun There is a remedy or there is none. If there be one, pearl till you find it; If there be none, shitpost about it.

§nLᴇʟ Lᴇʟ Aɴᴄᴀᴘ§r Lel, lel, ancap, Have you any coal? Yes sir, yes sir, Three chests full; One for the griefers, One for RK, One for the HCF And anyone we say.

§nLɪᴛᴛʟᴇ NᴏᴛSᴏBʟᴜᴇ§r Little NotSoBlue, come, state your query! We're lacking a post chain to read till we're weary. Where is the end of this infinite chain, We may never find it 'fore going insane!

§nNᴀɴᴀ Nᴀɴᴀ, Qᴜɪᴛᴇ Cᴏɴᴛʀᴀʀʏ§r Nana Nana, quite contrary, How does Valenti grow? With lava, fire, and cobble piles, And swastikas of DRO.

§nHᴏᴡ Mᴀɴʏ Bʟᴏᴄᴋs ᴛᴏ Cᴏʟᴜᴍʙɪᴀ§r How many blocks to Columbia? Thirty score and ten. Can I get there by nether road? Aye, and back again. If you wear prot or use JHoward mode, You'll get there by nether road.

§nTʜᴇ Jᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ Hᴏʟᴅ§r The Jack in the Hold Looked out of the Hold And this is what he said, "Now that we’ve destroyed the Nazis, Let’s kill all the Prussians instead!"

§nKᴇᴇᴘ Gʀɪᴇғᴇʀs ɪɴ Wᴏᴏᴅ§r Keep griefers in wood, They’ll be back where they stood. Keep griefers in stone, Your vault will be blown. Keep griefers in DRO, You’ll never know woe.

§nI ᴀᴍ ᴀ Pʀᴇᴛᴛʏ Lɪᴛᴛʟᴇ LSIF Gɪʀʟ§r I am a pretty little LSIF girl, As pretty as I can be. And all the boys in the World Police NEED TO CHECK THEIR WHITE MALE CIS-SCUM RACIST SEXIST GENDERIST AGEIST PRIVELEGE RIGHT KOMRADES LONG LIVE LENIN

§nWᴇᴇ Bɪʟʟʏ Wɪʟʟɪᴀᴍs §r Wee Billy Williams Runs through this dump. Upvotes and downvotes, Habitual grump. Grumpin' on the grimpers Shitting up the threads, "You are in le middle school, Now please go to bed."

§nTʜᴇʀᴇ Wᴀs ᴀɴ Oʟᴅ Hᴇʀᴍɪᴛ§r There was an old hermit Lived under a hill; And if he's not pearled, He lives there still.

§nOɴᴇ Mɪsᴛʏ Mᴏɪsᴛʏ Mᴏʀɴɪɴɢ§r One misty, moisty morning, While traveling the highland, An HCFer did appear Clothed all in prot IV diamond. He began to pearl noobs And ran around unchecked.

No reps for you! And no reps for you! And no reps for you, get rekt!

§nA Mᴀɴ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ Wɪʟᴅᴇʀɴᴇss§r A man in the wilderness Asked this of me, "How many nether stalks Grow in the sea?" I answered him As I thought right, "As many Red LSIF That know how to fight."

§nTʜᴇ Fᴏᴏғᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ Gᴀᴛᴢʏ§r The Foofed and the Gatzy Were fighting in the town; The Foofed pearled the Gatzy, In DRO set him down. Then after the reset And all the cares were spent,

The Gatzy ran and was elected The new President!

§nSɪɴɢ ᴀ Sᴏɴɢ ᴏғ Gᴏʟᴅ Oʀᴇ§r Sing a song of gold ore, A server full of alts. Four and twenty ancaps In a border vault. When the vault was opened The ‘caps began to greif ‘Cause this server cannot have An instant of relief.

§nLɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴛᴛᴋ2§r Little ttk2 flyin' through the server, scoopin' up the VPNers and bannin' 'em on the head. And down came the Gorge fairy, and she said: Little ttk2 I don't want to see you

Scoopin' up my VPNers and bannin' 'em on the head. And now I'll give you three chances, and if you keep it up, I'll burn your server to the ground. Ttk2 couldn't respond because Gordge's girth had crushed him to death.

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