Page 1 of 9 Bron-Yr-Aur Constitution
By:Omgepicness, the sexy awesome dictator
Omgepicness is leader no matter what. His ruling is supreme over all minions. Michaelgecko is a massive faggot who maintains minor power.
Page 2 of 9 Anyone who disobeys the dictator will be pearled and charged with treason. Griefing will result in pearling. If you commit crimes our bounty hunters will hunt you down and find you, then pearl you for a certain time. Murder will be dealt with the same way
Page 3 of 9 Bonhamism is our only religion. All other religion will not be tolerated. All drugs are legal and no charges for those carrying them will happen.
All who have owned cows before 2/27/13 shall be taxed. No one else will :). The tax will be per resident, per
Page 4 of 9 cow and per whatever omgepicness feels like.
All those who are residents can/will be called for military service. Service is mandatory. Omgepicness may create any law he deems necessary and proper. He may also step down if he finds the need to. If so an
Page 5 of 9 election will be held. Those accused of crimes will meet a trial by omgepicness. In this case, biased judge will listen to case and determine the victor. All accused and persecuters will not get state given lawyers.
The city-state of Bron-Yr-Aur is
Page 6 of 9 accepting of other nations and their buildings. Therefore, other nations may establish trade, alliances, and embassies with such.
All citizens may bear armour and weapons such as bows and wooden swords.
All citizens have the right of free speech.
Page 7 of 9 Although the right will be kept in check. All those using constant profanities will be blocked on chat. Citizens also get the right of fucking bitches and getting money as quoted by Biggie Smalls in the song Get Money. The Dictator also has the right to
Page 8 of 9 take away your rights if he thinks its necessary. He can also call statewide emergencies where no one has rights. This ends the constitution and creates the city-state of Bron-Yr-Aur.
Page 9 of 9 SUFAMBLE BITCHES:
I the dictator, in order to form a more glorious dictatorship, disestablish justice, form domestic anarchy, provide for the dictator's defense and our oppression and establish this constitution for the city of Bron-Yr-Aur.
