Page 1 of 9 Act IV, Scene III, continued.
Lifts-Her-Tail:
Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.
Crantius Colto:
Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?
Page 2 of 9 Lifts-Her-Tail:
I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.
Crantius Colto:
So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.
Page 3 of 9 Lifts-Her-Tail:
You embarrass me, sir!
Crantius Colto:
Fear not. You are safe here with me.
Lifts-Her-Tail:
I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!
Page 4 of 9 Crantius Colto:
Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.
Lifts-Her-Tail:
But it is huge! It could take me all night!
Crantius Colto:
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
Page 5 of 9 END OF ACT IV, SCENE III.
Act VII, Scene II, Continued.
Lifts-Her-Tail:
My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?
Page 6 of 9 Crantius Colto:
This loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.
Lifts-Her-Tail:
If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?
Crantius Colto:
Oh my foolish argoni-
Page 7 of 9 an maid, you must use your hands.
Lifts-Her-Tail:
You wish me to knead the loaf? Here?
Crantius Colto:
Of course.
Lifts-Her-Tail:
But what if the mistress catches me?
Page 8 of 9 Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.
Crantius Colto:
Don't fret, my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the mistress's cravings later.
Lifts-Her-Tail:
Very well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could-
Page 9 of 9 take hours!
Crantius Colto:
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
End of Act VII, Scene II
