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Page 3 of 12 How to become a§0
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§0Make a sign. The more hate filled the better.§0
§0(We’re not allowed to show you our sign. Don't ask why.)§0
Page 5 of 12 Step 3:§0
§0Move to Kansas. The NOTHING all around you will help make your hate 100% more hate-ier.§0
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§0Hum your new favorite song:§0
§0God hates the World.§0
Page 6 of 12 Step 4:§0
§0Protest 20 times a day. You are not allowed to sleep. Sleep is for the weak and the gays.
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