The Joke

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A Civcraft player is sat on a plane to NYC as the final few passengers begin boarding.

Suddenly, a guy sits next to him; white, regular height, straight brown hair. Nothing out of the ordinary, except on his lap...§0 §0 §0the guy has two laptops.

The player is confused, but imagines there's some sort of reason. Feeling a little ill, he turns over and falls asleep. An hour later, he wakes up mid-flight.

He turns over to order a glass of water to settle his stomach, and finds the passenger seated next to him hunched over intensely, both laptops booted up... one running Minecraft, the other§0 §0a Mumble/subreddit combo.

"Woah," says the player, stomach groaning. "You play Civcraft?"§0 §0 §0The passenger turns, a slight look of confusion on his face. "Yeah," he replies casually.

"Hey me too!" exclaims the player, "What's your username?"§0 §0 §0The passenger smiles. "TTK2", he proclaims.

The player almost jumps up in shock. "No way! That's crazy! You're really TTK?"§0 §0 §0"Yup," he replies.

"Woah," says the player, "That's insane. What are the chances? So you're heading out to New York?"§0 §0 §0"Yeah," he replies, "I've been preparing for the trip for about a year now."

The player seems curious. "What do you mean?"§0 §0 §0"Well," TTK begins, "It's actually the reason I started Civcraft in the first place. I knew this trip was coming up, and wanted to be prepared."

The player processes this for a few seconds, before asking a follow-up "I still don't understand, you invented Civcraft specifically for this trip?"§0 §0 §0"Yup," TTK responds, as he turns back to review a few new comments."

The player still doesn't quite understand, but he decides to give the Admin the benefit of the doubt. "So why do you have two laptops on you?"

TTK looked up.§0 §0"Oh, same reason.§0 §0It's all part of my preparation for§0 §0this journey."

By now the player was extremely confused. "Okay, I'm sorry, but... I really don't understand. You invented Civcraft, then brought two laptops running versions of the Mumble and Subreddit, specifically in preparation for this flight?"

"Yeah," TTK replied, "When my doctor heard I was going to fly for the first time, he told me to take a couple of drama mines."

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