Mother Tawsix

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§0 §0 §0 Ｔｈｅ Ｒｅａｌ§0 §0 Ｍｏｔｈｅｒ§0 §0 Ｔａｗｓｉｘ§0 §0 §0 §0 §0 ᴀ ʙʀɪᴇғ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏғ§0 §0 ᴄɪᴠᴄʀᴀғᴛ ɴᴜʀsᴇʀʏ ʀʜʏᴍᴇᴢ§0

§nGᴏʀᴅɢᴇʏ Pᴏʀɢɪᴇ§0 §0 §0Gordgey Porgie,§0 §0 puddin' and pie,§0 §0Pearled the 'caps and§0 §0 made them cry.§0 §0When the server§0 §0 refused to play,§0 §0Gordgey Porgie ate an§0 §0 enormous chocolate§0 §0 Cake.

§nFᴏʀ Eᴠᴇʀʏ Gᴇʀғɪɴɢ§0 §0 §0For every griefing§0 §0 under the sun§0 §0There is a remedy or§0 §0 there is none.§0 §0If there be one, pearl§0 §0 till you find it;§0 §0If there be none,§0 §0 shitpost about it.§0

§nLᴇʟ Lᴇʟ Aɴᴄᴀᴘ§0 §0 §0Lel, lel, ancap,§0 §0Have you any coal?§0 §0Yes sir, yes sir,§0 §0Three chests full;§0 §0One for the griefers,§0 §0One for RK,§0 §0One for the HCF§0 §0And anyone we say.

§nLɪᴛᴛʟᴇ NᴏᴛSᴏBʟᴜᴇ§0 §0 §0Little NotSoBlue, come,§0 §0 state your query!§0 §0We're lacking a post§0 §0 chain to read till§0 §0 we're weary.§0 §0Where is the end of§0 §0 this infinite chain,§0 §0We may never find it§0 §0 'fore going insane!§0

§nNᴀɴᴀ Nᴀɴᴀ, Qᴜɪᴛᴇ §0§nCᴏɴᴛʀᴀʀʏ§0 §0 §0Nana Nana, quite§0 §0 contrary,§0 §0How does Valenti§0 §0 grow?§0 §0With lava, fire, and§0 §0 cobble piles,§0 §0And swastikas of DRO.§0

§nHᴏᴡ Mᴀɴʏ Bʟᴏᴄᴋs ᴛᴏ Cᴏʟᴜᴍʙɪᴀ§0 §0 §0How many blocks to§0 §0 Columbia?§0 §0Thirty score and ten.§0 §0Can I get there by§0 §0 nether road?§0 §0Aye, and back again.§0 §0If you wear prot or§0 §0 use JHoward mode,§0 §0You'll get there by§0 §0 nether road.

§nTʜᴇ Jᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ Hᴏʟᴅ§0 §0 §0The Jack in the Hold§0 §0Looked out of the Hold§0 §0And this is what he§0 §0 said,§0 §0"Now that we've§0 §0 destroyed the§0 §0 Nazis,§0 §0Let's kill all the§0 §0 Prussians instead!"§0

§nKᴇᴇᴘ Gʀɪᴇғᴇʀs ɪɴ Wᴏᴏᴅ§0 §0 §0Keep griefers in wood,§0 §0They'll be back where§0 §0 they stood.§0 §0Keep griefers in§0 §0 stone,§0 §0Your vault will be§0 §0 blown.§0 §0Keep griefers in DRO,§0 §0You'll never know§0 §0 woe.

§nI ᴀᴍ ᴀ Pʀᴇᴛᴛʏ Lɪᴛᴛʟᴇ§0 §0§nLSIF Gɪʀʟ§0 §0 §0I am a pretty little§0 §0 LSIF girl,§0 §0As pretty as§0 §0 I can be.§0 §0And all the boys in the§0 §0 World Police

NEED TO CHECK THEIR WHITE MALE CIS-SCUM RACIST SEXIST GENDERIST AGEIST PRIVELEGE RIGHT KOMRADES?§0 §0LONG LIVE LENIN

§nWᴇᴇ Bɪʟʟʏ Wɪʟʟɪᴀᴍs §0 §0 §0Wee Billy Williams§0 §0Runs through this§0 §0 dump.§0 §0Upvotes and§0 §0 downvotes,§0 §0Habitual grump.§0 §0Grumpin' on the§0 §0 grimpers§0 §0Shitting up the§0 §0 threads,

"You are in le middle§0 §0 school,§0 §0Now please go to§0 §0 bed."

§nTʜᴇʀᴇ Wᴀs ᴀɴ Oʟᴅ Hᴇʀᴍɪᴛ§0 §0 §0There was an old§0 §0 hermit§0 §0Lived under a hill;§0 §0And if he's not§0 §0 pearled,§0 §0He lives there still.

§nOɴᴇ Mɪsᴛʏ Mᴏɪsᴛʏ Mᴏʀɴɪɴɢ§0 §0 §0One misty, moisty§0 §0 morning,§0 §0While traveling the§0 §0 highland,§0 §0An HCFer did appear§0 §0Clothed all in prot IV§0 §0 diamond.

He began to pearl§0 §0 noobs§0 §0And ran around§0 §0 unchecked.§0 §0No reps for you!§0 §0And no reps for you!§0 §0And no reps for you,§0 §0 get Rekt!

§nA Mᴀɴ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ Wɪʟᴅᴇʀɴᴇss§0 §0 §0A man in the§0 §0 wilderness§0 §0Asked this of me,§0 §0"How many nether§0 §0 stalks§0 §0Grow in the sea?"§0 §0I answered him§0 §0As I thought right,§0 §0"As many Red LSIF§0 §0That know how to§0 §0 fight."

§nTʜᴇ Fᴏᴏғᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ Gᴀᴛᴢʏ§0 §0 §0The Foofed and the§0 §0 Gatzy§0 §0Were fighting in the§0 §0 town;§0 §0The Foofed pearled§0 §0 the Gatzy,§0 §0In DRO set him down.§0

Then after the reset§0 §0And all the cares§0 §0 were spent,§0 §0The Gatzy ran and§0 §0 was elected§0 §0The new President!

§nSɪɴɢ ᴀ Sᴏɴɢ ᴏғ Gᴏʟᴅ Oʀᴇ§0 §0 §0Sing a song of gold§0 §0 ore,§0 §0A server full of alts.§0 §0Four and twenty§0 §0 ancaps§0 §0In a border vault.

When the vault was§0 §0 opened§0 §0The 'caps began to§0 §0 grief§0 §0'Cause this server§0 §0 cannot have§0 §0An instant of relief.

§nLɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴛᴛᴋ2§0 §0 §0Little ttk2§0 §0flyin' through the§0 §0 server,§0 §0scoopin' up the§0 §0 VPNers§0 §0and bannin' 'em on the§0 §0 head.§0 §0And down came the§0 §0 Gorge fairy, and§0 §0 she said:

Little ttk2 I don't want§0 §0 to see you§0 §0Scoopin' up my VPNers§0 §0 and bannin' 'em§0 §0 on the head.§0 §0And now I'll give you§0 §0 three chances,§0 §0and if you keep it up,§0 §0I'll burn your server§0 §0 to the ground.

Ttk2 couldn't respond§0 §0 because Gordge's§0 §0 girth had crushed§0 §0 him to death.

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