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Page 3 of 44 §l[Scene 5]§0
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§1HanTzu:§0 approaching the bed wake up sleepy head, it's time for your wedding! Pal? Sintralin? Sintraaalin? Oh my God. It... it can't be. She's dead, oh woe is me, she's dead!§0
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§7§oEnter JFcamp
Page 4 of 44 §1JFcamp:§0 what's all the commotion?§0
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§1HanTzu:§0 rip Sintralin.§0
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§1JFcamp:§0 shit§0
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§7§oEnter Papa§0
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§1Papa:§0 Hey do you think this gown makes me look fat?
Page 5 of 44 §1JFcamp:§0 Papa, Sintralin, she...§0
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§1Papa:§0 dead? Dead? DEAD?§0
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§1HanTzu:§0 good sir, pal, she's dead.§0
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§7§oEnter Xavter
Page 6 of 44 §1Xavter:§0 where is my beloved betrothed? How does she fair?§0
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§1HanTzu:§0 NIGGA SHE DEAD§0
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§1Xavter:§0 Fuuuuuucccck.§0
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§7§oAll exit, Reiko and §7§oVitacoco enter
Page 7 of 44 §1Vita:§0 A shame. Reiko, you play us a song?§0
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§1Reiko:§0 REEE!§0
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§1Vita:§0 aye, that's the one. A damn shame, so young, so full of potential shitposts. Memes. Taken too soon.§0
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§1Reiko:§0 ree...§0
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Page 8 of 44 §1Vita:§0 Ree indeed, Rieko. Ree indeed.§0
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Page 9 of 44 §lAct 5§0
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§7§oEnter Shadedjon§0
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§1Shaded:§0 bum-ba-da-dum-ba, so nice to be in love§0
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§7§oEnter Nightwinga
Page 10 of 44 §1Shaded:§0 Night! What news do you have from Mount Augusta? What of my beautiful Sintralin?§0
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§1Nightwinga:§0 uhhhh... yeah she's dead RIP.
Page 11 of 44 §1Shaded:§0 what? Noooooooo, you know where I sleep, get me a pen and paper I must write a letter.
Page 12 of 44 §1Nightwinga:§0 hmm I think it's a bad idea and you might do something stupid, but this character is short-lived enough for me to just leave with no suspicions aroused. Ok.§0
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Page 13 of 44 §1Shaded:§0 oh woe is me, I must suffer the same fate for dramatic irony's sake! I must find someone who can supply me with harming pots, so far from Balkania. What ho, Dill!§0
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§7§oEnter Dill
Page 14 of 44 §1Dill:§0 yo.§0
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§1Shaded:§0 you got pots?§0
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§1Dill:§0 whose asking?§0
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§1Shaded:§0 a man beset with too much grief to live.§0
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§1Dill:§0 yeah I got just what you need.
Page 15 of 44 §7§oThe two exchange §7§odiamond for harming §7§opots.§0
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§7§oEnter Sanwi§0
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§1Sanwi:§0 hey, you, stop, hey!§0
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§7§oEnter Sashimii§0
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§1Sash:§0 oh hey Sanwi Where's Shaded?
Page 17 of 44 §1Sanwi:§0 idk, he gave me this note though, I can't go because ttk2 is testing the chunks in the area.§0
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§1Sash:§0 oh shit. Uhhhh I gotta run.§0
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§1Sanwi:§0 whatevs.
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§7§oEnter Xavter and a §7§opage§0
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§1Xavter:§0 go boy, I wish to be alone with my betrothed. Whistle if someone comes.§0
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§0Page:§0 are... are you going to do stuff?
Page 19 of 44 §1Xavter:§0 what?§0
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§1Page:§0 are you going to do stuff to the body.§0
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§1Xavter:§0 GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE KID BEFORE I GANK YOU§0
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Page 20 of 44 §1Xavter:§0 oh my sweet Sintralin, I would have loved thee dearly. How I shall miss the sweet caress that I never felt.§0
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§1Xavter:§0 someone approaches.
Page 21 of 44 §7§oEnter Shadedjon§0
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§1Shaded:§0 the news is true, such black, terrible news. Oh how my grief threatens to overwhelm me. Nay, it has overwhelmed and now spills under, pulling me down to the riptide of its own wake.
Page 22 of 44 §1Xavter:§0 bruh why don't you back off my girl, ok?§0
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§1Shaded:§0 my grief is too great.§0
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§1Xavter:§0 aight man you need a minute, I get it. I'll leave you here.§0
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§1Shaded:§0 thanks
Page 23 of 44 §1Xavter:§0 §7§o[aside]§0 is he laying on the bed? That some kinky shit.§0
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§1Shaded:§0 please, my love, one last...
Page 24 of 44 §1Xavter:§0 alright enough of that you sick twisted motherfucker. I'm gonna pearl you for defiling the grave and violation of your banishment. And because you're a fucking weirdo.§0
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§1Shaded:§0 do you provoke me?
Page 25 of 44 §1Xavter:§0 fite me.§0
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§1Shaded:§0 PNG!§0
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§7§oThey fight. Xavter §7§opops.§0
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§1Xavter:§0 please... leave my pearl with my beloved... where it belongs...
Page 26 of 44 §1Shaded:§0 I will do this because your love is true.§0
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§1Xavter:§0 uhhg.... Gaaay.... Ughhg
Page 27 of 44 §1Shaded:§0 now I must at last do my last act, of love and defiance. Goodnight, Sintralin, and this cruel world that hath separated us. Bumps Sintralin, then drinks harming potion and dies.
Page 28 of 44 §7§oEnter Sashimii§0
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§1Sash:§0 FUCK. It appears I am too late. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Fuck. Shit. Fuuuuuck.
Page 29 of 44 §7§oEnter Nightwinga§0
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§1Nightwinga:§0 I was supposed to do something in this scene and now I've forgotten. Oh shit, is that Shaded? And... Xavter? Ew.
Page 30 of 44 §1Sash:§0 shut up Nightwinga. Uh, uh we gotta think about how to get out of this. This is bad, this is so very bad.§0
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§7§oSintralin awakens.§0
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§1Sintralin:§0 hi
Page 31 of 44 §1Sash:§0 Sintralin! Don't, uh, open your eyes.§0
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§1Sintralin:§0 um wtf happened guys?§0
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§1Nightwinga:§0 Guard. I was supposed to be standing guard.
Page 32 of 44 §1Sash:§0 Shut UP Nightwinga. Sintralin, I'm so sorry.§0
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§1Sintralin:§0 my grief is immeasurable. Goodnight cruel world.§0
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§1Sash:§0 no wait don't!§0
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§7§oSintralin drinks a §7§oharming potion and §7§odies.
Page 33 of 44 §1Sash:§0 God DAMN it.§0
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§1Nightwinga:§0 what now?§0
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§1Sash:§0 wipe the place down for fingerprints, let's get the fuck out of here.§0
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§1Nightwinga:§0 what about the Page out front?
Page 34 of 44 §1Sash:§0 what Page?§0
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§1Nightwinga:§0 the one I killed on the way in...§0
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§1Sash:§0 Nightwinga you should go lay low for a few weeks, ok?
Page 35 of 44 §7§oEnter ttk2§0
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§1Ttk2:§0 what is happening over here that is causing such a TPS dro- oh. Dreadful.§0
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§1Papa:§0 why has our grief been disturbed?
Page 36 of 44 §1JFcamp:§0 in the streets of Mount Augusta they shout "Shaded dies!" and others say "Sintralin dies!" while still others say "Xavter dies!".§0
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§1Ttk2:§0 A scene of woe, it would appear.§0
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Page 37 of 44 §1Ttk2:§0 Itaqi, come see your beloved friend and ally lie dead.§0
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§1Itaqi:§0 hm, same just happened to Max. He couldn't handle the idea of Shaded being banished, so he perished. Seeing Shaded dead oooh rip, I have lost so many so soon.
Page 38 of 44 §1Ttk2:§0 seal this place up, I will world edit the grief away later. You two have both loved and lost. Now, in the grief of your fallen friends and Xavter, make peace between your groups. Eden and Nox should fight no more!
Page 39 of 44 §1Itaqi:§0 too many have died.§0
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§1Papa:§0 indeed. Perhaps it's time to set aside petty grievances.§0
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§1Itaqi:§0 and end this cycle of reps.§0
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§1Papa:§0 no more war, Itaqi
Page 40 of 44 §1Itaqi:§0 only peace now, Papa§0
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§1Ttk2:§0 let us erect a new vault, the Shadedjon and Sintralin Memorial vault, and have it hold all your pearls. Together, in your prison, will we end this war.
Page 41 of 44 §1Itaqi:§0 agreed§0
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§1Papa:§0 agreed.§0
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§1Ttk2:§0 so was the gloomy story of peace brought my misery, memes and shitposts. So is the story of Shaded and Sintralin.
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