timmy123180

§0§l Timmy123180§0 §0 §0§o A collection of§0 §0§o short works by§0 §0§o timmy123180§0 §0 §0 §0 §0§o by§0 §0 §0 §0 SomethingSaucy§0

§oWabbajack§0 §0DUDE§0 §0I was fucking a pony§0 §0last night shit was§0 §0awesome§0 §0WABBAJACK WABBAJACK§0 §0WABBAJACK WABBAJACK§0

§oDo Not Read This§0 §0DO NOT READ THIS, YOU§0 §0THUNDERCUNT§0 §0Thank you§0

§oAn Enthralling Story§0 §0So... ur with ur honey§0 §0and yur making out§0 §0wen the phone rigns.§0 §0U anser.§0 §0The vioce is "Wut r u§0 §0doing wit my§0 §0daughter?"§0 §0U tell ur gurl n she§0 §0say: "My dad is ded"§0 §0...§0 §0THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!§0

§oRead This §0 §0FOR ECONOMIC CZAR§0 §02012§0 §0A VOTE AGAINST TTK IS§0 §0A VOTE AGAINST§0 §0DEMOCRACY§0

§oThe Poptart Tradgedy§0 §0The Poptart Tradgedy§0 §0Gurl stops meking out§0 §0n asks boi to get§0 §0potartz§0 §0He dus.§0 §0Den gurl teks deep§0 §0breff.§0 §0Den gurl sais: "Bf, I am§0 §0pregnent, will u stay§0 §0ma bf?"§0

§0N he seys: "NO!"§0 §0GURL IZ HERTBROKEN§0 §0<§0Gurl cried n runz awaii§0 §0from boi wiffout eatin§0 §0poptart§0 §0n she has low blood§0 §0suge, so she fols§0 §0Boi runs ova 2 her§0 §0she ded §0 §0Boi crie: "I sed i no b§0 §0ur bf... cuz i wonna§0

b ur husband!"§0 §0HE SCREEMS! N frows§0 §0poptart @ wol§0 §0... a bootiful diomand§0 §0ring wus insyd§0 §0~~~LIK DIS IF U CRY§0 §0EVERTIM~~~§0

§oThe Truth§0 §0STATEMENT BELOW IS§0 §0FALSE§0 §0STATEMENT ABOVE IS§0 §0TRUE§0 §0

§oThe Shipmate's Journal§0 §0Day 1§0 §0We finally killed the§0 §0hideous monster and§0 §0are busy colonizing§0 §0The End§0 §0Melon farm is coming§0 §0along nicely, immelol§0 §0suggests a watchtower§0 §0Rothbardo came up§0 §0with the idea of§0

connecting the crystal§0 §0towers.§0

§oFuck your bullshit§0 §0Fuck your bullshit D:§0

These are original§0 §0works of timmy123180.§0 §0They have been§0 §0transcribed from§0 §0Bookworm over to Book§0 §0and Quill by§0 §0SomethingSaucy for§0 §0the benefit of The§0 §0Citadel and all of§0 §0Civcraft§0

§oTranscribed by§0 §0 §0§lMaester Giles§0 §0§oof§0 §0§lThe Assembly§0 §0 §0§o"ipsa scientia potestas§0 §0§oest"§0 §0 §0 §0 §0§oFebruary 14th 2014§0

§0 §0 §0§l Maester§0 §0§l Alliance§0 §0 §0 §0 §4§l The§0 §4§l Assembly§0 §4§l Scriptorium§0