Chicken Sheep

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DEDICATED TO ALL CLAY IN WESTEROS...

HELLO SAID CHICKEN WALKED DOWN TO STAIRS UP TO SUNLIGHT. I LIKE SUNLIGHT CHICKEN SAID AND ATE SUN.§0 §0 §0SHEEP ON EARTH IN VERY DARK FROM THERE ON AND ANGRY AND SADFACES EVERYWHERE.

THAT WAS BEGINNING......................§0 §0 §0IN QUIET PRETTY VALLEY HAPPY PLACE SMILES ALL ABOVE TREES SHINING AND BRIGHT. IN REALITY VERY DARK SAD AND LUNGS HURTING FROM TUBERCULOSIS.

SHEEPLAND WAS SAD PLACE IN THESE DAYS MANY ZOMBIES ALL AROUND NOT HAPPY BAD WORKING CONDITIONS.§0 §0 §0ZOMBES HAD BIG REVOLTUTION ANGRY IN FIELDS OF SHEEPLAND.

SHEEP LOOK IN FIEL SAID: "OH NO ANGRY ZOMBE PITIFUL MISOGYNICS" AND AFTER MOMENT THINK "WE MUST HELP ZOMBE, BECAUSE SHEEP NICE AND TIMES SAD AND DARK NOT HAPPY."§0 §0AND SO SHEEP DECIDE TO PROVIDE UNIVERSAL HELLCARE FOR ZOMBE AND THEY CONTENT.

HOWEVER ECONOMY WAS NOT PLEASE WITH HELLCARE IT WAS DRAIN. TAXES INCREASE TO HEAVEN ALMOST HITTING SUN BUT THANKFULLY SUN WAS VANISH(TM). FOR FIRST TIME SHEEP LOOK TO SKY AND THEY PONDER........

"THE SUN IS VERY NICELY GONE ON THIS DARK SADHAPPY DAY WE MADE ZOMBIES PLEASE AND TAXES DID NOT HIT SUN BECAUSE SUN VANISH(TM)."§0 §0 §0CHAPTER 1 END

CHAPTER 2 DARKNESS§0 §0INTENSIFIES HAPPENING§0 §0 §0PLACE OF CHICKENS WAS CHICKEN LAND THERE WAS MONUMENTAL CHICKEN WHO ATE SUN. SUNCHICKEN RADIATE ALL WHERE CHICKEN LAND SPREAD LIKE BUTTER.

"VERY RADIATING DAY I BELIEVE" BIG SUNCHICKEN SAID AND TOOK A LITTLE SHEEPLAMB IN HAND TO EAT FOR TASTY SNACK.§0 §0 §0"PLEASE I AM NOT SO TASTY AND ALREADY PASSED EXPIRATION DATE" LITTLE SHEEPLAMB POLITELY EXCLAIM.

SUNCHICKEN FEEL HOT BIG SUN INSIDE HIM WARMER AND WARMER AND SAY "I AM TOUCHED BY SHEEPLAMB HONESTLY FOOD POISONING MAY LEAD TO DIABETES THANK YOU" AND PUT SHEEPLAMB DOWN INTO THE DUNGEON OF SMILES AND LAUGHTER.

SUNCHICKEN LOOK INTO HIS BELLY BECAUSE HE COULD NOT LOOK TO SUN BECAUSE SUNCHICKEN HAD EATEN SUN WHICH WAS IN HIS BELLY AND THINK "MAYBE TIME IS LEFT AND RIGHT TO GO FIND OUT HOW SHEEPLAMB AND SHEEP DO IN DARK AND DREARY TIME OF

SUN DEEP IN MY SUNCHICKEN BELLY,"§0 §0 §0AND SO SUNCHICKEN BECAME SHEEP TO ENTER THE SHEAR SMALLNESS OF SHEEPLAND...

CHAPTER 3 SHEEPLA(ND)(MD) IS BRIGHT§0 §0 §0SUNCHICKEN IN SHEEP DISGUISE CAME TO SHEEPLAND DOWN FROM SKY FLOATING ON SMALL HIDDEN WINGS BECAUSE SUNCHICKEN DID NOT LIKE FALL DAMAGE THAT MADE HIM AND SO MANY SAD AND

HE WAS TRULY CHICKEN.§0 §0 §0SUNCHICKEN IN SHEEP DISGUISE WALKED TOUCHED THE GROUND DOWN AND THINK "THIS GROUND DOES NOT FEEL DARK SADHAPPY I AM VERY SURPRISED OF THE LACK OF ECONOMIC DOWNTURN IN TIMES"

SUNCHICKEN WALKED AND SAW SHEEP VERY HAPPY PRANCING IN DARK SADHAPPY DAY SINGING "WE LIKE SADHAPPY DAY ECONOMY NOT DOWNTURN HEY HEY."

SUNCHICKEN WAS VERY BEDAFFLED LIKE A POACHED EGG AND ASK HAPPY SHEEP "WHAT IS MEANING OF HAPPINESS IN THIS DARK SADHAPPY PLACETIME?" BUT SHEEP CONTINUE PRANCE FRANCE DANCING.

"WE ARE HAPPYSAD NOT SADHAPPY YOU ARE MISTAKE" THEY SAID TO SUNCHICKEN WHO WAS SURPRISE LIKE ON CHRISTMAS MORNING.§0 §0 §0"I AM SCEPTICAL OF CURRENT DEVELOPMENT IN SHEEPLAND ECONOMY HOW THERE IS NO DOWNTURN IF

NO SUN ENERGY OUTPUT DECREASE AND STAGNATE TO NOTHING OF GRASS," EXCLAIMED BY SUNCHICKEN.§0 §0 §0BUT SHEEP LOOK TO HIM AND SAY "WE DENY YOUR NEOCAPITALIST CHICKEN SPEAKTALK AND BELIEVE IN HAPPYSAD!

... AND SUNCHICKEN CAME TO REALIZATION OF CONCLUSION. HE HAD FORMED NEW EGGONOMIC ORDER AND PLACE OF SUN IN HIS STOMACH WAS THE RIGHT PLACE.§0 §0 §0SUNCHICKEN LOOK AROUND "THE SUN IS IN THE LEFT RIGHT PLACE IN MY

STOMACHBELLY AND INFLATION DID NOT HIT SUN" SUNCHICKEN FELT REALLY INTENSELY GOOD PLEASED AND DECIDED TO REMAIN SHEEP IN SHEEPLA(ND)(MB) FOR ALL ETERNITY UNTIL SUN EXPAND.

CHICKEN SKYLAND FREEZED VERY BADLY BECAUSE SUNCHICKEN HAD LEFT DOWN AND IT WAS THE LEFT RIGHT THING TO DO.§0 §0 §0The End.