Poems and Dicks

§lPoems And Dicks§0 §0 §0A Collection of Poems§0 §0 §0Written by §0 §0Lemuractionnews§0 §0 §0Transcribed by§0 §0KnotNSA

What follows is an assortment of the best poetry ever§0 §0written. Fuck you.§0 §0 §0-Ode to the Arse§0 §0Bandits-§0 §0 §0To my register walks§0 §0a heavy laden fag§0 §0"hello sir, would you§0 §0like your milk in a

bag"?§0 §0I say, for I am just a store clerck, quite ordinary,§0 §0but at least I'm not as bad as this prancing fairy.§0 §0 §0and of course he does, as all the fucking flits do so I do, but I see his bag of celery, some

have fallen through.§0 §0The bag, and of§0 §0course this cunt complains, pointing to§0 §0the labels§0 §0and I briefly mention§0 §0that I can turn fruits§0 §0to vegetables.§0 §0 §0So, of course, now this flamer really is fuming.§0 §0I offer a replacement similar to the dick

consuming.§0 §0He rages, "I'll go find you manager,§0 §0perhaps?"§0 §0But he's already§0 §0there, laughing at the§0 §0fag's prolapse.§0 §0 §0"ARE YOU NOT GOING TO REPRIMAND THIS INSOLENT CLERK?!"§0 §0. . . and we were rid of his body after 2

hours and some§0 §0spadework.§0 §0 §0-The Golden Age-§0 §0 §0Though one could§0 §0laud our leader's§0 §0flaxen hair for hours,§0 §0Nothing is quite as§0 §0golden as his showers§0 §0For at that hotel in§0 §0Moscow town, listen to§0 §0this...

The leader of the§0 §0free world almost§0 §0drowned in piss!§0 §0 §0In 16' Trump's§0 §0support would flow§0 §0forth as vast as the§0 §0sea.§0 §0But at the time, all§0 §0that was flowing was§0 §0his escort's wee.§0 §0Ole' Donnie cracked a§0 §0smile, it was his§0 §0biggest fantasy.

All the while, his§0 §0micro-prick started§0 §0to agree.§0 §0 §0"Ivanka's tastes§0 §0different" be began§0 §0to ponder,§0 §0"perhaps the honey§0 §0is different in the §0 §0lands O'er yonder"§0 §0When suddenly the§0 §0supplier began to get§0 §0rough,

Lossing a torrent and shoving him to her §0 §0muff.§0 §0 §0Donnie screamed as §0 §0he was waterboarded§0 §0by piss.§0 §0But deep down he was§0 §0actually moaning in§0 §0bliss.§0 §0Don't believe me?§0 §0The whore looked§0 §0down

and said "regards§0 §0from putin!"§0 §0 §0-Second Haiku-§0 §0 §0Hurricane Harvey§0 §0wizard of oz twister§0 §0scene§0 §0in the lower ninth ward§0