The Commandments

THE COMMANDMENTS:§0 §0 §0I: Thou shalt not consume flesh, of any kind§0 §0 §0II: Thou shalt always keep a sunflower with yourself§0 §0 §0III: Thou shalt not question nor make fun of the Messiah.§0

IV: \§0 §0 §0V: Thou shalt not question the Messiah's love of mead.§0 §0 §0VI: Thou shalt not kill, except in self-defense§0 §0 §0VII: All worshippers must lie with the Messiah for one night.

VIII: Thou shalt never go to war nor perpetrate an act of violence in the name of the Messiah.§0 §0 §0IX: Thou shalt love thy neighbor.§0 §0 §0X: Thou shalt love all living creatures, no matter what they might be.

XI: Matt is a cunt. No arguing about it.§0 §0 §0XII: Thou shalt always be tax exempt.§0 §0