Page 1 of 11 The Epic of funknut§0
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§0The tale of a man that wandered into the edge of the world and reshaped humanity.§0
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Page 2 of 11 The man known only as funknut has origins that are a mystery to this day, and none know of his path in the present or future. What is known to us is only the legend that remains. The legend of a mineman like no other that shall be told for ages to come.
Page 3 of 11 His legend begins in a small island at the edge of the world. A man whose name is as ancient as the world itself had lived in the depths of that island. The man has seen our young hero wandering through the realm, seeing great potential within him.
Page 4 of 11 The man recruited our hero under his cause, and thus the new funknut was born.§0
§0The man has given funknut tools and clothing of the highest quality, which were dug from the core of the earth, and with them funknut has worked tirelessly day and night.
Page 5 of 11 funknut, wielding his tools with the power within him, has demolished mountains and hills, elevated valleys and pits and reshaped the earth, leaving only level ground from the crumbled terrain behind him. Yet he did not stop at shaping land.
Page 6 of 11 funknut has brought many adventurers and nomads from far and wide to join under his watcher's cause, shaping humans as a whole. Every single one of these recruits, funknut has treated as if they were his own sons and daughters.
Page 7 of 11 However, not all things were bright for our hero, because with friends come enemies. Some have disliked funknut, for various reasons, but they pale in comparison to the forces he was to clash with.
Page 8 of 11 Into the community that lived on the edge of the world, ventured a foul, horrid being that spread hatred in its path. the being has infiltrated and lived between funknut's fellow recruits but funknut could stand his presence no more.
Page 9 of 11 funknut has fought to banish the abhorrent being at their midst, yet he did not succeed in his fight. To escape from the forces of evil and hatred that came from the horrid being, funknut has decided to vanish.
Page 10 of 11 He lives on a different day, at a different land, none knowing of the path he took.§0
§0As for the foul being, it was banished from the land many ages after the vanishing of funknut.
Page 11 of 11 The legend of the man known as funknut stays with us to this day to teach us of how we should be. Labor hard on the earth beneath you, befriend the men and women at your sides, and fight against the evil in front of you.