Page 1 of 10 Dear empress of xinteng, please read my well thought out and logical letter as to the status of my pearl.
Page 2 of 10 CLARA IS A CUNT MUFFIN BITCH WHORE DICK SLURPING FASTESIO dljojhb vlw'ur a butt lol khpisdj gpiw hpsdak ae haen taepjit bhpaei naekj hqpei. Tyrant something something tryant something something tyrant something despot.
Page 3 of 10 it bae tnpaeithae ktjh [ai PERSIA IS GONNA ATTACK REEEEEE eaot ae MuH PeArL tHo.l;l' Soy el hombre más inteligente vivo y usted es una persona maloliente francés o algo así.
Page 4 of 10 [ith aboriginal rights U STOLE MUH LAND a[ot ja but I was bored so I shouldn't be pearled right guize? eibhtaiht [aeith REEEEEEEEEEEEE MUH FREEDUMS aeith 8===================D - -
Page 5 of 10 [insert empty threat here]
Page 6 of 10 aeith [aeit [aeint [iaet [eieio[i r[oi release muh pearl lolololo!111!1!oneoneoneone!1oneone!11;. :D
Page 7 of 10 aeith [aeit [aeint [iaet [eieio[i r[oi release muh pearl lolololo!111!1!oneoneoneone!1oneone!11;. :D I am the grapeist. I'm unflappable, I can't feel my feet. MINEMAN IS MUH RELIGION REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Page 8 of 10 Furthermore, あなたは私の家族に大きな不名誉をもたらしました.§0
Page 9 of 10 With love or whatever,§0
§0Cwage.
