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There once was a Wizard named Ghent.§0 §0 §0He was an old man.§0 §0 §0Older than the dirt he walked on.§0 §0 §0And he had an assistant.§0 §0 §0The assistant's name, was tvman.

Ghent would tell tvman to wash up the magical tower every night, after all the experiments were done.§0 §0 §0And tvman would scrub scrub scrub, from night til dawn, trying to get rid of the acid stains, the cobweb goo, the ghostly ectoplasm.

But every morning, the Wizard Ghent would get up and say "tsk tsk tsk, another lazy effort tvman."§0 §0 §0Tvman didn't like this, so he started plotting.§0 §0 §0He'd kill the Wizard while he was asleep.

The first night he crept up to the top of the tower, went into the bedroom of the Wizard and put a dagger straight into his heart.§0 §0 §0tvman spent the rest of the night celebrating, the Wizard was dead! §0 §0 §0But sure enoug, come morning...

The Wizard walked in, and scolded tvman for not finishing cleaning up!§0 §0 §0Tvman was astounded.§0 §0 §0The second night, tvman tried smothering him.§0 §0 §0Once the Wizard Ghent was no longer breathing, he went downstairs to party

But lo and behold, the very next morning, the Wizard was walking again!

And so tvman gave up.

And he killed himself.

The end.