Page 2 of 8 "out of the way noblman, peasant comin thru" the peasant spoke to his noblman master. "ur wife fucks horses" the noblman replied. The line had been crossed. The peasant, could no longer take it. And so he took his pickaxe, and lodged it within his head.
Page 3 of 8 "i kno how sensitiv ur noblman hands are lmao" The Peasant laughed, as he dislodged the pickaxe from his head. "gud season 4 crops, bet u didnt kno tht". The Peasant spoke, with a booming voice. He took his farming tools, and began to farm. He was happy.
Page 4 of 8 But turmoil soon arrived, when the Peasant came face to face with his nemesis: noblman. This noblman was using... DARK MAGIC. The Peasant gagged within his mouth, and the two soon came to blows. "lol gg meens git gud fgt!" The noblman scum screeched.
Page 5 of 8 "wen im done im pull ur cart 2" The Peasant replied, striking the noblman with a blow from his trusty four-pronged plow. Suddenly, the noblman used the forbidden magic of "lagswitchlel". The Peasant could not keep track of the noblman scum.
Page 6 of 8 Suddenly, the noblman scum's dark magic hit the peasant all at once, killing him instantly. That set off the device the Peasant had wired to his heart, and suddenly, the loudspeakers screeched out: "NUCLEAR LUNCH DETECTED"!
Page 7 of 8 The entire world exploded, and with a chilling laugh, he spoke once more: "ur noblman hands arent fit to work the fields lmao".
