My Free Lawn

This is a story about when i declared independence. Some people might say that i am crazy. Those people are stupid. No, I think of myself as a pioneer. The first person ever, in Carbon history, to make his own lawn

independent. It all started with an idea. I got the idea that i wanted to sell bread, without the government to cut into my profits. So i asked for my lawn to be independent. Before they could answer,

i thought to myself. "You don't ask for independence, you DECLARE it. So, I yelled in their dirty, greedy, government faces. I DECLARE INDEPENDENCE! And so, i set forth to sell my bread, without their dirty claws in my profits.

And from that day on, no dirty government thief stuck their greedy hands in my profits again! As i went to celebrate on my lawn, eating steak, i got a suggestion is should eat bread, in the name of freedom. So i combined the two meals into a meal i now

call the FREEDOM BURGER! That is the story of the invention of the Freedom burger, the independence of my lawn, and the greedy government bastards. The end.