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§lThe Lusty Argonian
Maid
§r
Volume II
§o by
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Crassius Curio
Page 2 of 9 Foreword
Originally transcribed to a Book and Quill book by §oSmyle3215§r.
The text originates from §oSkyrim§r, a game in §oThe Elder Scrolls§r series.
Page 3 of 9 ACT VII, SCENE II,
CONTINUED
Lifts-Her-Tail
My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?
Crantius Colto
This loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.
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If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?
Crantius Colto
Oh, my foolish little Argonian maid, you must use your hands.
Lifts-Her-Tail
You wish me to knead
Page 5 of 9 the loaf? Here?
Crantius Colto
Of course.
Lifts-Her-Tail
But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.
Crantius Colto
Don't fret, my
Page 6 of 9 delicate flower. I'll satisfy the mistress's cravings later.
Lifts-Her-Tail
Very well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could take hours!
Crantius Colto
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
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§o Copy by
§r §lMaester Flaminius
§r§o of
§r§l The Assembly
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§o on
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February 13th
2014
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§l Maester
Alliance
§4§l The
Assembly
Scriptorium