Page 1 of 4 Cthulhu is my friend. We sometimes go to the ice cream parlor together to look at the girls when they pass by. We spend our free time playing catch outside of Emerson High. I like to sometimes look at Jenny Somerson in class. I think she fancies me,
Page 2 of 4 though I can't tell. My friends all tell me that she already has a boyfriend, but I never see him around. I think they're lying to me, but I can't ever tell. She looks at me in class, no, I swear she does! I've seen her do it about twice over the past
Page 3 of 4 couple of days. It's always the same, we're talking about current events and I look up and I catch a glimpse, only a glimpse, of her looking at me. Danny says I need to control myself, but I think he's wrong. She obviously likes me, right?
Page 4 of 4 Cthulhu says I should just kill her and fondle her corpse. That makes sense, because I'll have her forever that way.
Goodbye.
