Those Cabbages!

§lA Havenite's Guide §r§o on §r§lHow to Exterminate an Augustan Cabbage Scent §r §o by §r Lightbulber

§lIntroduction: §r Hello brilliant Havenite! How do you do? (Don't answer me, I'm a book) This book is being created for 'You'. For your knowledge, for your well being. I believe

that we all have the right to know the different techniques. We should all know how to cure a fellow Havenite from Cabbagitus or cruciferousemitus. Good luck everyone, Happy Cabbage Day Next page for the Guide ->

-Bathe in Haven's Homemade Cookies Step One, acquire two stacks o' Haven's cookies Step Two, engulf yourself in hillarious Haven water Step Three, have a friend or youself throw the cookies onto you. Be a zany carrot

-Use P Multiple Times No need for steps. I mean it's pretty simple what you have to do. Step QQQ, Take some hearty P with a few friends for a few nights in a row. After this is done, have a friend take a good whiff of you.

-Just Kill Yourself Step One, eat a baby pig alive Step Two, repeat step one 26 and eleven elevenths times Step Three, say Hi to yagils Step Four, Neglect the other steps and throw yourself into spawner room. Dramatize it :3

-Love and be Loved Step One, Have an awesome attitude that people like. They won't even notice the cabbages Step Two, give everybody cake for good measure if you can't control yourself being a dick

-Do nothing Step 0, the cabbage will wear off eventually as time goes on. Be patient and the cabbage fairy might even give you immunity from cabbages. However, not that this does take quite a long time to happen.

-Change Your Skin Step One, Go to your favorite place to get a minecraft skin or use a skin editor to edit yours. A good, new skin always freshens anything up. (you need to make sure the skin is good looking)

-Eat Yourself Yea, pretty simple. I don't know how you could mess this up at all. I'll just leave you at that. I don't want to make steps for this, that would be like giraffes and sharks. Mountains are purple.

-Act as if you were Sprayed by a Skunk of sorts. A handsome skunk. Step One, since tomatoes do not exist apparently, you must make carrot juice by eating a bunch of carrots a little bit. Step Two, bathe intensely in them.

The End Go have a nice day without cabbages, woo

§o Copy by §r§l Maester Konvexen §r§o of §r§l The Assembly §r§o on §r Feburary 13th 2014

§l Maester Alliance §4§l The Assembly Scriptorium