Page 1 of 4 Hey Bored, saw a sign in front of your house asking for fish puns, so here you go. I highly recommend eating this while reading your cake.
-Hops
Page 2 of 4 -To catch a fish, you need a BASS KIT
-Fisherman porn? DEEP TROUT
-Goodlooking fishermen have A LURE. Be careful though, they're not REEL-and they might start LINE to you. They'll neither
Page 3 of 4 be WORMS, or try to HOOK you in. Their heinous FLIES with never A BAIT!
-Fishing in a river involves patience. There's a lot of WADING.
-Catching a fish behind a boat can be a TRAWL
Page 4 of 4 -The Lady of the HAKE held EXCAVIAR from the water.
And Finally....
-Did the ancient MINNOWINS collect small fish?
You asked for it......
