My dog barks

§l My dog §l barks §r by greenkitten

§o Dedicated to all my loving friends and family and also my dog.

§lChapter 1: Dog §rMy dog barks. This does not mean my dog is a bad dog. My dog is not unlike other dogs. Other dogs bark too. I have heard them. They are barking all the time. Usually when I walk down the street I often hear a dog barking.

So when my dog barks it is of no concern. It is what dogs do, they bark. Natural, normal, nothing out of the place. The dog is as it should be. My dog is not broken, just a normal barking dog. I can't complain about that, it is in a dog's nature to bark.

§lChapter 2: Dog2 §rSometimes I bark back at my dog. My dog barks at me and I reply back with a "Woof!" My dog is a big dog so it makes a big dog bark, and I am a big boy so I make a big dog bark too. Little dogs go "Yip yip!" My dog doesn't.

When my dog does a big dog bark and I reply with a big dog bark my dog sometimes gets confused. My dog tilts its head to the side as though it is questioning me. I didn't ask a question though, I just said "Woof!" A reply. Nothing more.

I don't think dogs have a language, some people do but I don't. I understand that dogs are dogs and that they don't understand people all that well. So I just make a dog sound in reply to my dog because it really doesn't matter.

§lChapter 3: Calls §rSometimes when I am on the phone my dog likes to bark. When people are unfamiliar with me they will ask "Is that a dog in the background?" I will respond and inform them that, Yes, it is a dog in the background. It is my dog barking.

I have a dog. My parents are dog people and I was raised a dog person. A dog person is a person that likes dogs, not a dog-person hybrid. I have met people that get confused. They like to dress up in dog costumes and go to events together.

I have seen pictures. I don't like it. Sometimes I talk to these people in my calls. They are strange but they don't mind my dog in the background. They are used to it now.

§lFinal chapter: Dog3 §rMy dog is a nice dog. I like my dog. It is normal for a dog to bark and I don't think I would like a dog that doesn't bark. Barking dogs are fun. When you poke them, they bark. When you pull their fur, they bark. My dog is fun.

I do like my dog. Even if it barks. The end.