Book of Signs V1

This volume contains strong language. Parental discretion is advised. VOLUME 1

Chapter 1 The Brief, The Enigmatic =================== "Watch for the walking dude." "Puahate shitty advice red pill represent." "Watch out The Ground is Falling"

"THIS PAGE IS INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK" "day 1: i cant eat this wood. im gonna starve -oberthebaud"

"The only church that enlightens me is..." "A fat bum built this lovely glass floor." "Stop da witch crafft 2017" "The Lord and the Lady welcome you road builder"

"give me your d" "Gezo was here." "Gezo has not been here yet" "Heathcare" "You're not my superviser!"

" o o = w = " Editorial note: This is a likeness of the adventurer Sandwi. In true form, Sandwi appears with this sign on the higher of two sand blocks.

"Poopshoes"

Chapter 2 The Pragmatic =================== "Glass is more profitable than beaches." "Selling 64D for 0.2 bitcoin msg egokick on reddit"

"SECRET BASE GO AWAY" accompanied by "...'secret'. right." "Only a shitty cave awaits you" "GOLD GETS BITCHES." "FUCKING DYE" -On a chest of dyes

"Someone help." -a sign at world border

Chapter 3 The Philisophical =================== "walking sucks" "The best revenge is to live well." "Please don't touch this tree." "It's symbolic of the Patriarchy."

The following signs were all found in a single room: "No Kantian Indifferentists Allowed" "Fuck you All philosophy is equal and valid."

"We will not be infiltrated by your subversive Frankfurt School" "How can a relative pursuit of truth be valid?" "Are there not fundamental principles of the universe"

"There can be lies in my personal reality" "that transcend and subsume all sense perception?" "No absolute truths exist. Only our own interpretations."

"Reality is a lie of the mind. There is no absolute truth." "How can there be a lie if there is no truth?" "SOPHIST! You contend that the truth of the matter" "is that there is no truth. An unresolvable paradox!"

"This is an issue of semantics not the underlying logic." "No! You say there are no universal principles" "The only exception to the rule of exceptions is: there" "is no exception to the rule of exception."

"Such a worldview does not have to operate within" "the semantics of the English language. It operates" "effectively enough as a lens through which we percei" "ve the world around us."

"but the thing you propose is in itself a universal" "boo, your like Karl Pooper" "this room is fucking creepy" ^This concludes the room set of signs.

"As the story was foretold" "Of soldiers brave and builders bold" "Together now but all alone" "The End King on his cobble throne" "Trial and error created an ambassador."

"I'm sorry I couldn't stay I'll always be around -Hoto"

This concludes Volume 1. Compiled by GavJenks, humble prophet of the angular church. Special thanks to Siksta for contributing several of the preceding signs.