Page 1 of 6 The Lusty Argonian
Maid
Volume 2
Page 2 of 6 Act VII, Scene I,
Continued
Lifts-Her-Tail
My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But however shall it fit my oven?
Crantius Colto
The loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.
Page 3 of 6 Lifts-Her-Tail
If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?
Crantius Colto
Oh, my foolish little Argonian maid, you must use your hands.
Page 4 of 6 Lifts-Her-Tail
You wish me to knead the loaf? Here?
Crantius Colto
Of course.
Lifts-Her-Tail
But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.
Page 5 of 6 Crantius Colto
Don't fret, my delicacte flower. I'll satisfy the mistress's cravings later.
Lifts-Her-Tail
Very well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could take hours!
Page 6 of 6 Crantius Colto
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
END OF ACT VII,
SCENE II
