Potion Menu

Drinks: Lilac/Wilted Lager Silence Imaginary Friend Cura Syrup Wandering Whiskey Liquid Nails Adrenaline Ale Torch Tonic Magma Malt Lead Belly Falcon Punch Scuba Smoothie Holy Tears

Lilac Lager (Mundane Potion) The Wilted Lilac's original Lager. It won't heal you. It won't hurt you. It won't do much of anything. But it's cheap, tastes fantastic, and it gets you drunk. What else do you need?

Wilted Lager (Potion of Weakness) This is just a Lilac Lager done wrong. I made a lot of these back when I was a newbie brewer. (brewbie?) I just sell them to get them out of my face.

Silence (Milk) This isn't a potion. It's just milk. But this milk gets rid of all effects you may get from my drinks. Good effects and bad effects alike. How? ...Cow magic.

Imaginary Friend (Potion of Invisibility) This drink'll make you invisible. You gotta take your armor off to be fully invisible, though. It's great for playing tricks on people and sneaking around. 2spooky

Cura Syrup (Healing Potion) A great-tasting drink for anyone who had an unfortunate encounter on the way here. Repairs all your screwed up limbs and organs so you can break them some more.

Wandering Whiskey (Potion of Poison) It's special ingredient is the venom of the Brazilian Wandering Spider. Surprisingly, it tastes good. It still hurts like hell. Luckily, I watered it down enough so that it won't kill you. You're welcome.

Liquid Nails (Potion of Harming) Some people eat bowls of nails for breakfast, without any milk. But then I thought, "What if... the nails WERE the milk?!" I've been killing people ever since.

Adrenaline Ale (Potion of Swiftness) The main ingredient is actual adrenaline. None of that medicinal stuff. I take it straight from the unsuspecting victim!

Torch Tonic (Potion of Night Vision) It's like you have two little torches in your eyes, lighting the way! Well, that's because there is. Magic is swell, isn't it? You might feel a bit of a burning sensation in your eyes. It's probably harmless.

Magma Malt (Potion of Fire Resistance) Made from those silly Magma Cubes. It's said to make you impervious to fire and lava. Does it? Hell if I know! If you wanna go throw yourself in lava to test it, be my guest!

Lead Belly (Potion of Slowness) This drink settles in your stomach and quickly solidifies into a nice chunk of brick. Good luck going anywhere with THAT in your stomach! And good luck going to the bathroom, too.

Falcon Punch (Potion of Strength) NAAANAANANAAANAANAANAAANAANANAAAAAANAAAANAAANAAAAANAANAAANAANAAANAANANAAAAAANAAAAANAAANAAANAANAAAAANAAANAANAAAANAAANAAANAAAAAAANAAAANAAANAANAAANAAANAANAANAAANAANAAANAAA SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!

Scuba Smoothie (Potion of Water Breathing) This'll let you breathe underwater. The main ingredient is a pufferfish, and if not brewed correctly, this drink could kill you. Did I mention I've never made these before?

Holy Tears (Potion of Regeneration) This drink is amazing! It'll make you slowly regenerate your health for a little bit! I could punch you in the face and it would be fixed in seconds! ...Hey, come here, lemme try that...