Page 1 of 3 In the Begining, there was only the Flying Spaghetti Monster. After much time of flying around, he became bored and lonely. SO he put his noodly powers to work. The first day he created water, but not being able to swim very well and being tired of flying
Page 2 of 3 he created land. On this land he created a beer volcano, of the most finest brew. The monster overindulged himself one night, and created the sea and land again because he forgot he did it before. He also created a midget which he called man. The reason
Page 3 of 3 the world is so flawed today is that the Monster created our Earth intoxicated, not because he is an unjust, unloving god. The monster created another midget which he called women, and they began to breed and populate the Earth.
