Page 1 of 3 She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
She still owes Moses a dollar.
When she was at school...there was No history class!
Page 2 of 3 She co-wrote the 4th Commandment.
When I asked for Her ID yo mama handed me a rock
She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
Page 3 of 3 The fire department are on standby when you light her birthday cake
Her social security number is 000-000-001
She was once a waitress at the last supper
