Page 1 of 6 The Lusty Argonian Maid
As transcribed from the Elder Scrolls
video game series
Page 2 of 6 Act VII
Act VII, Scene II, Continued
Lifts-Her-Tail: My goodness, thats quite a loaf? But how ever shall it fit in my oven?
Crantis Colto: This loaf isn't ready for baking my sweet. It has yet to rise.
Page 3 of 6 Lifts-Her-Tail: If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?
Crantius Colto: Oh, my foolish little Argonian maid, use your hands.
Lifts-Her-Tail: You wish me to kneed the loaf? Here?
Page 4 of 6 Crantius Colto: Of course.
Lifts-Her-Tail: But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.
Crantius Colto: Don't fret my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the mistress's cravings later.
Page 5 of 6 Lifts-Her-Tail: Very well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could take hours.
Crantius Colto: Plenty of time my sweet. Plenty of time.
