My Diary

Day one: Just moved into Danzilona today, got a plot on the tallest hill in the middle of the city. Things are finally looking up. Day three: Just got my home finished, man it looks awesome, I built it out of spruce logs and staircases. I'm so proud.

Day four: I woke up the next morning to the stench of old couch and what I can only assume is burning tire. I walked onto my deck to discover a fungal spore of a home had popped up next to my home. On closer inspection I noticed the roof was made of blue

wool and there were red and yellow flowers littered all over his property. The pimple of a house's owner jumped out of his house to greet me. His hair was a mess, and his pants were a bright green and his shirt was a shitty looking rainbow. He talked as

if he was on some sort of drug and he was always jumping. Day five: God damn I hate him. The previous night I was awoken by cattle mooing. I looked through the window to find Mooshrooms cluttering up his living room. Day seven: The last couple days have

been hell, all my neighbor does when he isn't screaming like an idiot he's staring at me on the street. I've complained twice to the Danzilona Housing Department about his housing violations but they are too busy with the shopping district. They'res no

choice... I need to kill my neighbor...