How to poop.

First, you pull your pants down. Girls, I'm guessing you have a bloody tampon in your vagina, and guys, I'm guessing you have a very small condom on your penis, like the smallest kind, so you need to pull the tampon off and pull the condom off because if

you push to hard you might pee. So, sit your fucking ass on the toilet and push. Like, push as hard as as possible. If you don't push, no poop will come flying out of your anus. So, keep pushing and push and push and push, then, a big a fat log, it might

be the size of a cow, will land in the toilet. you'll feel relieved and you'll be like; "awww yeah" then you'll wipe your ass, and lick some poop off of your fingers, and then your done! Wait, what the hell? is your poop climbing out of the toilet?!!!

Well, have no fear. All you have to do is take a big fat piss on the giant poop. The poop will get all mushy and then you can just shove it back into the filthy toilet. woo