Letters to Nyasa

The Lost Chronicles of Jesus Christ:§0 §0 §0Letters to the Nyasans

Taking another hit of dry herb, Jesus said, "Yeah that BennyZ, he gave me free stuff. That pretty much means he's going to inherit his kingdom or whatever. §0 §0 §0I don't say this because I want it to be true. I say these things because they are the truth."

"Anyways guys listen up; Ideally you want to smoke weed at like 4:20am and/or 4:20pm every day, provided you have no other prior commitments at that time. I know that it is pretty weird to say 4:20am, but that's becuase some people like to say up late or

wake up very early. §0 §0 §0There is more than one path to the top of the mountain, you must understand this.§0 §0 §0I hear you are training as warriors, a most noble craft. Additionally, I have heard pleasant things about you from others.

So I will impart to you a gift. This gift is called The Way or the truth, or more specifically, an accurate understanding of reality, upon which empires are founded or felled. I am just here to clear a path."

Before his death, the general Sun Tzu wrote a very helpful blog post around 500BC. One of the most helpful things it said was that all battles are won or lost before they are fought. §0 §0 §0Alright, so what the fuck does that mean?"

The Art of War is govered by 5 constant factors to be taken into account when engaging in war:§0 §0 §01) The Will of Heaven§0 §0 §0If you do not follow The Way, your soul will burn in eternal hellfire. I am the way, the truth and the life.

2) Heaven - This just symbolizes a commander's understanding of his surroundings and inner world. Know thyself. Knowledge is power. §0 §0 §03) Earth - This represents mastery of physical aspects of strategy like money or distances.

4) The Commander - The skill of the person in charge matters much, but can be made up for with strong adherance to 1-3 and§0 §0 §05) Method and Discipline - Your strategies matter of course, but the best laid plans of mice and men tend to change in the end,"

Jesus said, taking another bong hit, for Jesus.§0 §0 §0"Yeah so good luck with that fighting thing guys. Jesus out,"§0 §0 §0he said, smiling widely, and presenting his two powerful ebony fists in the gesture of 'thumbs up.'