Tawsix's Journal

§c-----------------§r §c §0 The Journal of §r §0 Tawsix§r §0 §c-----------------§r §c §r §0 §r §0 Originally written by§r §0 Tawsix§r §0 Civcraft 1.0 (2012)§r §0 Transcribed by §r §0 §0§o §1§o peyt1212§r

4/25, 9:12am. Got the farm working and had enough reeds left over for this shitty book. Wheat actually grows when the server isn't lagging to shit, which is nice. I may go out and try to lure some animals back to start a meat industry, but :effort:.

I'm debating whether or not to try to take some of this shit to Columbia to sell. I feel pretty isolated enough to not have to worry too much about faggots fucking with my shit. I may need to expand the back yard some more, and maybe add a lava moat around it to keep the fucking spiders away.

4/25, 9:14pm. I fell out of a fucking tree. I got on top of the house, jumped on a tree, and tried to jump to another tree. I didn't make it. Now I'm eating Corn Pops, and they are fucking delicious.

4/26, 3:20am. Still eating Corn Pops. Going to go walk around outside, probably going to get killed. Of course, no sooner do I walk out of the fucking door I get mobbed by a zombie and a spider, who fuck my shit up. Then a skeleton comes and finishes me off. Fuck.

4/26, 4:01am. About half way to Columbia now. Made a pit stop in some guy named masters346892369 or something. Apparently he had died. Walking through jungle terrain sucks dick. Thankfully, it appears someone carved a tunnel through a fucking mountain to

get around this shit, hopefully it actually comes out the other side and I don't die in here like a tool.

4/26, 4:08am. Found a structure in the shape of a giant "F" with a shitty attempt at a wheat farm and some random crap in a chest at the top of the F. Left a dirt tower next to it to make the guy think he got mugged and wonder what the fuck I took. Standing around until his

wheat grows, because I'm a fantastic person. Found a nice house in between a jungle and a desert. Pretty much empty inside. Found a sign in the basement saying "rdhayes was here". Prick probably looted the shit out of it.

4/26, 4:20am. Made it to the boarder of Columbia. First thing I did in Columbia is fall down a fucking sink hole and I couldn't keep minecraft from crashing long enough to swim out. They've got a bookshelf so you can read shit I guess. Going to check it out, then carry on.

Just a bunch of coordinates. What a fucking worthless read Would not recommend.

4/26, 5:07am. Well Columbia was a fucking dump. Kind of dissapointed. Found a nether portal going back to my house about 2 minutes north of Columbian border. Dare I? Well I dared, and it was fucking retarded and now I'm way the fuck up in the air on some tree in a jungle

somewhere, probably a million fucking miles away. Great. Ran into an NPC village. Looks like it got creepered pretty badly at some point. Or TNT'd.

4/49, 12:40. So I had to go home this weekend. Logged on with my shitty laptop to see if anyone had fucked with my shit. Sure enough, some dick lit my house on fire, stole some of my iron, and did a terrible job replanting my farm. I was able to save the house and patched

the holes with dirt until I get around to actually fixing it up. No diamonds for a snitch block, so I can't find the faggot that did it and kill him. Upon further inspection, they dug out around the corners of my tree farm, apparently looking for my hidden stash. What a bunch

of fucking failures.

4/29, 3:12pm. So I log on and some douche left the front door and gate open. I go about my business, tending my wheat and shit, when all of a sudden I hear the trap door to the lowermines open,and some twat named quackaduck pops out and stares at me. We exchanged

"pleasantries" and he left. He says he didn't take anything, but I'm pretty sure he did. Healso made a fucking huge hole in the wall down in the mines, it goes on for fucking ever with absolutely nothing to mine in it.

I am seriously wondering if everyone on this server was raised by fucking wolves or something. Manners are more rare than diamonds around here. And at this point, the server is laggins so fucking badly the wheat is taking ages to fucking grow. Pissing me off.

4/30, 8:29pm. So some cockbag burned down my house, broke all my chests, and killed me. Also tore up all my wheat. Made a god damn mess of the place. Luckily they didn't find my fucking stash. Fucking faggots. Just finished getting everything back in order.

Will be more vigilant in putting important things in the stash more often, lost some iron ore. Just about everything else was recovered. I really need to find some diamonds already so I can build a fucking snitch box and start adding fuckers to my kill list.

On a side note, I'm glad I got my fucking journal back, need to start making copies, probably won't be so lucky in the future.

5/2, 11:52pm. So I finished the first layer of my mega wheat farm, too bad wheat is basically worthless. I'm heading over to Central City now. I have a ton of books for the library over there, hopefully it helps them out. I'll probably come back to find my house burned down again. I can't

wait.

5/4, 4:43pm. Logged on, found a sign where my dog was telling me some faggot killed it. Also stole a bunch of watermellons. You be the judge.