Weekly Liberator

Breaking News: §0 §0Officials from the Commonwealth and Lenin Isles agreed to maintain a long-distance relationship. Despite the geographical distance between these two great nations, open commercial and diplomatic relations are being considered.

Tragedy Strikes Commonwealth: §0 §0The great metropolis of Commonwealth has collapsed into chaos after cowardly barbarians attacked a major center of civilization for their own petty amusement. The great disorderly maze of the capital has been made a greater

mess by the growing mounds of bodies of innocent civilians. El Presidente has personally condemned the attack but added, “I don’t like cities captured by barbarians, with the exception of Commonwealth, merely a rookie mistake in my books”.

Lenin Isles sends Support to the Commonwealth:§0 §0The 2nd Edition of the Weekly Liberator is expected to arrive between 7/22/17 and 7/23/17§0 §0 §0Opinion Poll: §0 §0In recent weeks a survey conducted by Captain Klutz’s analytical services

found, based on 56 respondents, that much of the World’s population generally leans towards the libertarian left, are completely ignorant of their political system, suspicious of outsiders, and generally prefer coexistence with groups who share their

ideology. A separate survey conducted by the Census Ministry found universal praise for El Presidente.§0 §0 §0Alo Presidente Recap: In the latest program of “Alo Presidente”, El Presidente donning his iconic red beret discussed at length for hours on the

of democratic values, calling them fake ideas and elitist concepts solely meant to benefit the top 1% at the expense of everyone else. El Presidente then proceeded to display a map of an unnamed country littered with green toy soldiers in order to display

his superior military strategy against the imperialists. Next week’s program has been promised to be explosive, so it is recommended that all viewers not stare at the screen for too long!

Stay tune for next week’s edition of the Weekly Liberator, freeing your mind from the oppressive mindset of reality. §0 §0 §0 §0Edition: 7/22/17