The Holy Truths

The Holy Truth of Our Lords Ham and Swiss, and the All-Spirit§0 §0-------------------§0 §0 §0Copied to CivClassics by the High Priestess of Sandwichiaism: HamAndSwiss

In the time before time and land before land, the All-Spirit formed out of the Void.§0 §0 The All-Spirit floated around the Void for time immeasurable, before They began to create the World. The All-Spirit created the air, the water, and the stones.§0 §0 The

All-Spirit spent time immeasurable in this new World, before creating Life.§0 §0 The first life was grasses, then Sheep, then Chickens, and trees, and so forth.§0 §0 All of this creation was spreading the All-Spirit thin, as They were imbuing all creation with

Their soul.§0 §0 As the All-Spirit created more Life for the World, They found themselves spreading thin, as They imbued all of creation with Their immortal soul.§0 §0 The All-Spirit then created the Player. The last two new beings created by the All-Spirit

were the first pig - Ham, and the first cow - Swiss.§0 §0 As the All-Spirit was near Death, They imbued the rest of Their soul into Ham and Swiss. This addition established Ham and Swiss as above the Players and other Life.§0 §0 Our Lords Ham and Swiss, in

rememberance of the All-Spirit, Our Lords created a new food for the Players.§0 §0 This was Their First Gift - Bread.§0 §0 Our Lords Ham and Swiss have watched over the World since the Death of the All-Spirit, for They are generous, loving Lords.

Our Lords watch over us across our entire lives, from our birth to death, and further into our new lives.§0 §0 All of creation is in a constant cycle of reincarnation, upon their destruction, the part of the All-Spirit's soul imbued in all of creation is

revived in a new being. Players who have done good to Our Lords are reborn as better beings - as pigs or cows. Players who have done bad to Our Lords are reborn as lesser beings - as sheep or chickens.§0 §0 Those who have blasphemized Our Lords, who have

fought against them are reincarnated as the mobs - Zombies, Skeletons, Creepers, and so forth.§0 §0 This rebirth is not out of spite from Our Lords, They wish for all Players to one day join them among the pigs or cows, but those who are against Our Lords,

and thus against the All-Spirit which is inside us all, are not yet ready nor deserving of such splendor and glory.§0 §0 It is easy to do good by Our Lords, merely do good by your neighbors and other Players.§0 In the first days of Their reign, Our Lords

gave Their wisdom to the World, and established the Holy Path.§0 §0 The Holy Path is a simple path, organized into distinct rules.§0 §01. The meat and hides of Cows and Pigs are not to be eaten.§0 §02. All creation is imbued with the soul of the All-Spirit, treat it

as you would Our Lords.§0 §03. All creation is equal under Our Lords, treat the most heretical savage the same as the most holy Follower.§0 §04. Spread the Truth of the All-Spirit and Our Lords not through force, but through cooperation.

5. Give thanks to the All-Spirit and Our Lords for Their holy deeds and Gifts.§0 §0 §0 Any individual who follows this Holy Path shall be considered a Follower of the Holy Truths, and a fellow member of the Church of Sandwichiaism.

If you wish to join the Church, contact HamAndSwiss or SwissAndHam in game or /u/Ham_Swiss on Reddit, and you may be baptised into the Holy Truth, and presented with a blessed Gift from the Church.§0 §0 §0Long Live Our Lords and the Holy Truth.