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Page 3 of 42 §l[Scene 5]§0
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§7§oEnter Papa, JFcamp §7§oand Xavter§0
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§1Papa:§0 Well this didn't go well at all. Sorry Xav I don't think she wants to talk to you tonight, she's pretty upset about Celoxia's pearling.§0
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Page 4 of 42 §1Xavter:§0 shit happens. JFcamp, you'll give her my regards?§0
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§1JFcamp:§0 yeah of course man.
Page 5 of 42 §1Papa:§0 we'll try back in a couple days, ok?§0
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§1Xavter:§0 would that it were already a couple days from now.§0
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§1Papa:§0 uh sure.§0
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§7§oThey exit
Page 6 of 42 §l[Scene 5]§0
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§7§oEnter Shaded and §7§oSintralin, aloft§0
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§1Sintralin:§0 must you leave now? The daylight does not yet break.
Page 7 of 42 §1Shaded:§0 it's just the lag, my dear. See, the sun crests the horizon, then goes back down, then crests again. Either way, I must either go or be banned.§0
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§1Sintralin:§0 can't you stay?
Page 8 of 42 §1Shaded:§0 if I stay any longer, I might be banned. If you ask, I'd be banned for you.§0
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§1Sintralin:§0 K§0
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§1Shaded:§0 ... was that a yes or a no?§0
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§7§oEnter HanTzu
Page 9 of 42 §1HanTzu:§0 Pal!§0
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§1Sintralin:§0 Han?§0
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§1HanTzu:§0 ummmm JFcamp is coming, day is rising and TPS is bad. Be careful.§0
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§1Sintralin:§0 so it be. Shaded, you must go.
Page 10 of 42 §1Shaded:§0 one last bump?§0
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§7§oThey bump naked §7§ofists. Shaded pearls §7§odown off the balcony.§0
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§1Sintralin:§0 PM me!§0
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§7§oExit Shaded
Page 11 of 42 §7§oEnter JFcamp§0
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§1JFcamp:§0 Ho, Sintralin, what's up?§0
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§1Sintralin:§0 still pretty bummed about Celoxia.§0
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§1JFcamp:§0 yes, curse Shaded and all of Eden, those thugs and villains.
Page 12 of 42 §1Sintralin:§0 §7§o[aside]§0 ha, Shaded, who is by now many kilometers away.§0
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§1JFcamp:§0 I know you weep because he still breathes, we'll avenge Celoxia soon enough.
Page 13 of 42 §1Sintralin:§0 would that I could avenge him myself!§0
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§1JFcamp:§0 that would be untoward, you have other things to do.§0
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§1Sintralin:§0 such as...
Page 14 of 42 §1JFcamp:§0 on Thursday you shall be wed to Xavter, the noble knight of Thule. Then you will go fight with him against his enemies, no longer ours.§0
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§1Sintralin:§0 what? Nah I don't want to marry him.
Page 15 of 42 §1JFcamp:§0 well you can tell that to Papa himself§0
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§7§oEnter Papa and §7§oHanTzu§0
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§1Papa:§0 dang, not having Celoxia sucks man.
Page 16 of 42 §1JFcamp:§0 yeah, and now Sintralin is spoiling our plans by not marrying Xavter.§0
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§1Papa:§0 do you not care about all the things we've done for you?§0
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§1Sintralin:§0 It's nothing personal man, I just don't want to.
Page 17 of 42 §1Papa:§0 you listen to me now, little girl. You will marry Xavter, you will go with him to Thule, or else you may leave my presence and be banished from NOX forever!§0
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§1JFcamp:§0 holy shit Papa take it easy man.
Page 18 of 42 §1Sintralin:§0 sorry Papa.§0
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§1Papa:§0 don't you Sorry me! You will marry him this Thursday and it's final, and I won't hear any more of it, my sword arm twitches.§0
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§1HanTzu:§0 hey maybe take it easy pal
Page 19 of 42 §1Papa:§0 I will tear your eyeballs out and stuff them in a sack§0
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§1Sintralin:§0 have you no pity?§0
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§0JFcamp:§0 Nah.§0
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Page 20 of 42 §1HanTzu:§0 Well this is a mess§0
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§1Sintralin:§0 what should I do?§0
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§1HanTzu:§0 idk.
Page 21 of 42 §1Sintralin:§0 go tell JFcamp that I'm headed up to Commonwealth to think about my outburst.§0
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§7§oEnter Sashimii and §7§oXavter§0
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§1Sash:§0 you sure, this Thursday?§0
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§1Xavter:§0 yeah that's what Papa told me.
Page 23 of 42 §1Sash:§0 that's not a lot of time yknow§0
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§1Xavter:§0 yeah I would want it to be shorter if possible. But Sintralin is still pretty beat up about Celoxia's pearling.
Page 24 of 42 §1Sash:§0 §7§o[aside]§0 or maybe she's just against polygamy...§0
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§7§oEnter Sintralin§0
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§1Xavter:§0 hi wife!§0
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§1Sintralin:§0 ...§0
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§1Xavter:§0 don't play hard to get now.
Page 25 of 42 §1Sintralin:§0 not playing fool.§0
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§1Xavter:§0 mmhmm I like em feisty.§0
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§1Sintralin:§0 whatever. Sashimii can we chat?§0
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§1Sash:§0 yeah. Peace out Xav, I'll talk to you later.
Page 26 of 42 §1Xavter:§0 K, bye wife.§0
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§1Sintralin:§0 Sashimii what am I to do?§0
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§1Sash:§0 yeah shit is pretty fucked.
Page 27 of 42 §1Sintralin:§0 let me go find a piston and suffocate myself!§0
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§1Sash:§0 NO! Jesus why are you guys so quick to do that every time.§0
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§1Sintralin:§0 well what should I do???
Page 28 of 42 §1Sash:§0 here, take this potion. It's temporary skin corrupter. It'll make you appear dead and lagged for a time, before you return to life. Take it right before your wedding and everything will somehow work out after. Idk it's not a great plan.
Page 29 of 42 §1Sintralin:§0 it'll be great! Thanks Sashimii, we owe you!§0
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§7§oEnter Papa, JFcamp, §7§oHanTzu, Vitacoco and §7§oother Noxians.§0
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§1Papa:§0 you, go fetch me some food.§0
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§1Vitacoco:§0 I'll bring you all the food I can raid.
Page 31 of 42 §1Papa:§0 please, be sure to replant ok?§0
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§1Vitacoco:§0 alrighty.§0
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§1Sintralin:§0 sorry Papa, I'll do what you say now.
Page 32 of 42 §1Papa:§0 good girl. I'll send for Xavter§0
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§1Sintralin:§0 ok then.§0
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§1Papa:§0 I guess I'll be the housewife and get this place set up for a proper wedding then, ho!§0
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§1Sintralin:§0 I like that skin, and that one. But you should peace out for a bit, k? I think I got this down.§0
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Page 34 of 42 §1JFcamp:§0 need my help ho?§0
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§1Sintralin:§0 nah, I got it. Actually I was just gonna go to bed before the big day.§0
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§1JFcamp:§0 alrighty.§0
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Page 35 of 42 §1Sintralin:§0 alright, I should take this potion then. And, if it doesn't work, then I'll just drink this as well! §7§o[Takes out §7§oharming potion]§0 Well, bottoms up.§0
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§1Papa:§0 let me see, are those baked potatoes ready?
Page 37 of 42 §1HanTzu:§0 you don't think I know how to bake a couple potatoes? I was in that tower, you recall?§0
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§1JFcamp:§0 with my potatoes might I add.§0
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§1Papa:§0 alright, alright.
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§1Papa:§0 you, there, Vita. Go, fetch some charcoal for the burners. Reiko will show you the way.§0
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§1Reiko:§0 REEE!
Page 39 of 42 §1HanTzu:§0 be gentle with my dear Reiko.§0
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§1Papa:§0 HanTzu, go awaken Sintralin, her big day has begun!§0
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